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Tuesday, December 18, 2007 :::

Altered Egos

I've always wondered if I would be recognizable as a disguised super hero. Obviously, a disguise like Spiderman's would be easy for anyone to pull off because he's fully covered head to toe, but the other super heroes really push the limits sometimes. Anyway, I thought rather than wasting my time pondering it, I would just activate my Photoshop powers.

Dan as Batman:

Pretty unrecognizable, actually, but I still have a hard time believing that Michelle Pfeiffer couldn't tell it was Michael Keaton in there.

Dan as Robin:

I'm owning the character, but that one is barely even a disguise. I'd give it an F.

Dan as Wonder Woman:

Surprisingly, I think the five o'clock shadow would give me away more than the body type ever would, but still, she wasn't exactly ever incognito. And I never noticed how awful her shorts were in that show. Damn.

Dan as Santa:

The coverage is good, but shopping mall santas aren't exactly superheros. In fact, I have a hard time seeing them as anything other than warm-kneed perverts, but maybe I'm just being cynical.

Well anyway, ho ho ho.

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My hero. (Sigh).*

*I must say Wonder Woman looks suspiciously like visiting kin to the Clampitts. Bet she could really spin-up a twister in the cee-ment pond.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:31 AM  

I think all mall Santas are creepy.

By Blogger Kylee and Michelle, at 10:31 AM  

I'll take Santa FTW!!!!

By Blogger CampBlood, at 12:24 PM  

mmmmmm wonderwoman... zexy!

By Anonymous michelle, at 1:18 PM  

I love you, Dan.

By Anonymous Rebecca, at 3:05 PM  

Dan as Batman=kinda sexy. throwin' 'round those bedroom eyes

ps my word verf was 'pmptwune'

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:07 PM  

Looking at Batman, is it just me thinking of George Clooney....? Wow, Dan!!

By Anonymous European Dream, at 3:43 PM  

it's time for some flowchart humor planetdan

By Blogger whaat?, at 8:20 AM  

lynda carter needed worry

By Blogger Distributorcap, at 5:17 AM  

Your Santa picture is too curly and feminine, he's shushing us into not revealing that he has a fake pair of boobs strapped onto himself under that costume.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:15 PM  

oh my god.
you looked kinda sexy as Robin,

but then you had to push it too far.

but then again, that's why we all read your blog for, isn't it?

By OpenID silpheed-tandy, at 9:48 AM  

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