Tuesday, October 02, 2007 :::
I recently received a link (thanks, Courtney!) to a striking video featuring the blond-banged vixen Heidi Wilson (a.k.a. The Huntress) who the promotes the eating of homemade squirrel melts:
[watch the video]
She's even kind enough to provide a recipe, which as far as I can tell seems to be something akin to: "Kill it, skin it, an' eat it."
Here, I'll break it down for you:
Oops, I forgot about the step where you add mayo.
I think my favorite part is where she suggests that you bring this homemade treat to your next tailgating party. What a hit you'd be! ... at the trashiest tailgating party ever.
I obviously can't condone eating what is basically a rat sandwich, but one good thing did come out of this video:
...it inspired/empowered me to create this.
::: posted by dan at 12:15 PM :: [ link ] :: (20) comments
20 previous comments:
SO many things about this post made me come very close to throwing up my very expensive Honey Crisp Apple.
By , at 1:05 PM
that's the most empowered gif i've ever seen, and let me tell ya, i've seen some empowered gifs.
By whaat?, at 2:28 PM
I wish you could see my face right now. It's contorted in disgust... I even tried to play devil's advocate and wrap my mind around how someone might find that "tasty" but all I can't get the image of the skinned squirrel out of my head. It looked like a kitten fetus.
By , at 3:01 PM
Did you blend your mouth with Richard Gere's colonoscopy?
By , at 3:33 PM
That may just be the best gif ever in the history of all gifs. Ever.
By duanemoody.com, at 3:33 PM
I am ever so revolted.
By Noelle, at 3:44 PM
i agree with "duanemoody" - BEST GIF EVER!!! Dan - you aint right...
By , at 4:37 PM
I really thought that Squirrel was looking into your anus. I was glad to see the title was squirrelinmytummy...
By , at 7:54 PM
I'm going to a tailgate this weekend where venison bologna is pretty standard cuisine - and we even had bear once - but damn - no way would I serve or eat the fluffy tailed little squirrel that eats nuts and berries out of my yard - that ain't right - even with mayo
By Va, at 8:06 AM
i absolutely love the squirrel in the tummy! outstanding i say
By n8 b, at 8:59 PM
that was revolting. the skinned squirrel looks like a penis laying there on the plate.
when she says 'you know how squirrels like nuts!' i was like NOT SERVED UP WITH THEIR POACHED CARCASS YOU CRAZY HUNTRESS!
By asia, at 9:32 PM
Miss Huntress is all kinds of FREAKY!!! I'm gonna have to look for more videos of her cooking... Maybe she's got a roadkill stew....
By CampBlood, at 11:44 AM
you need to post something else to get rid of that bald rat, it kills me a little every time I see it. how about a post on nuclear explosions at least everything turns black not fleshy pink
By , at 3:37 PM
didn't you steal that from The Ring?
By , at 4:56 PM
Ahh Whats a tailgating party? It sounds illegal.
By Andrew, at 6:15 PM
You're a genius. There, I've said it. Amen.
By E.B. Whitehead, at 1:45 PM
Best. Animation. EVER.
By , at 9:18 AM
"we're gonna start by poaching it. i've got some simmering water... he's kinda cute. i'm gonna put his little tender butt in there."
the best ever.
By melissa mcgee, at 10:47 PM
So you don't understand that people hunt? I read this somewhere; "a random collection of semi-coherent thoughts" Lib?
By , at 8:56 PM
If this is real, and I have my doubts, it is disgusting.
By , at 1:02 PM
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