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Tuesday, October 02, 2007 :::

Squirrel Burgers

I recently received a link (thanks, Courtney!) to a striking video featuring the blond-banged vixen Heidi Wilson (a.k.a. The Huntress) who the promotes the eating of homemade squirrel melts:

[watch the video]

She's even kind enough to provide a recipe, which as far as I can tell seems to be something akin to: "Kill it, skin it, an' eat it."

Here, I'll break it down for you:

Oops, I forgot about the step where you add mayo.

I think my favorite part is where she suggests that you bring this homemade treat to your next tailgating party. What a hit you'd be! ... at the trashiest tailgating party ever.

I obviously can't condone eating what is basically a rat sandwich, but one good thing did come out of this video: inspired/empowered me to create this.

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SO many things about this post made me come very close to throwing up my very expensive Honey Crisp Apple.


By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:05 PM  

that's the most empowered gif i've ever seen, and let me tell ya, i've seen some empowered gifs.

By Blogger whaat?, at 2:28 PM  

I wish you could see my face right now. It's contorted in disgust... I even tried to play devil's advocate and wrap my mind around how someone might find that "tasty" but all I can't get the image of the skinned squirrel out of my head. It looked like a kitten fetus.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:01 PM  

Did you blend your mouth with Richard Gere's colonoscopy?

By Anonymous Robert, AZ, at 3:33 PM  

That may just be the best gif ever in the history of all gifs. Ever.

By Blogger, at 3:33 PM  

I am ever so revolted.

By Blogger Noelle, at 3:44 PM  

i agree with "duanemoody" - BEST GIF EVER!!! Dan - you aint right...

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:37 PM  

I really thought that Squirrel was looking into your anus. I was glad to see the title was squirrelinmytummy...

By Anonymous brosky, at 7:54 PM  

I'm going to a tailgate this weekend where venison bologna is pretty standard cuisine - and we even had bear once - but damn - no way would I serve or eat the fluffy tailed little squirrel that eats nuts and berries out of my yard - that ain't right - even with mayo

By Blogger Va, at 8:06 AM  

i absolutely love the squirrel in the tummy! outstanding i say

By Blogger n8 b, at 8:59 PM  

that was revolting. the skinned squirrel looks like a penis laying there on the plate.

when she says 'you know how squirrels like nuts!' i was like NOT SERVED UP WITH THEIR POACHED CARCASS YOU CRAZY HUNTRESS!

By Blogger asia, at 9:32 PM  

Miss Huntress is all kinds of FREAKY!!! I'm gonna have to look for more videos of her cooking... Maybe she's got a roadkill stew....

By Blogger CampBlood, at 11:44 AM  

you need to post something else to get rid of that bald rat, it kills me a little every time I see it. how about a post on nuclear explosions at least everything turns black not fleshy pink

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:37 PM  

didn't you steal that from The Ring?

By Anonymous shawnp, at 4:56 PM  

Ahh Whats a tailgating party? It sounds illegal.

By Anonymous Andrew, at 6:15 PM  

You're a genius. There, I've said it. Amen.

By Blogger E.B. Whitehead, at 1:45 PM  

Best. Animation. EVER.

By Anonymous ila, at 9:18 AM  

"we're gonna start by poaching it. i've got some simmering water... he's kinda cute. i'm gonna put his little tender butt in there."

the best ever.

By Anonymous melissa mcgee, at 10:47 PM  

So you don't understand that people hunt? I read this somewhere; "a random collection of semi-coherent thoughts" Lib?

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:56 PM  

If this is real, and I have my doubts, it is disgusting.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:02 PM  

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