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Thursday, May 04, 2006 :::

Pancake Jesus

This is the first time that I can actually see the jesus in the pancake!

I'm not going to run out and pray over it or anything, but I've never been able to actually see the holy mother or jesus in the food item/tree trunk. For me, holy visions have always been like those stupid 3D stereograms that people complain they can't see. I just stare and nod and pretend like I see the second coming in the faux-wood grain pattern on a door, but really I'm just fakin'.

But not anymore! I once was blind, but now I can see! He's kind of wonky-eyed, though. Pancake jesus is ugs. I guess a griddle in the face will do that to a guy.

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It's official, my mind has been blown.

By Anonymous Ricardo Pants, at 3:51 PM  

I can see the "magic eye" things you're talking about, but I rarely see the holy mother either.

I think jesus looks like he was drawn for "the family guy" cartoon.
I'm waiting for him to start the finger tricks... man, that's funny stuff.

By Blogger the other sarah, at 3:57 PM  

I also see Rose, from Titanic. That’s one kick-ass pancake! No syrup for Cherry Nut!

By Blogger Kristina, at 4:10 PM  

Nice stereogram. How did you make it?

By Blogger Colleen, at 4:53 PM  

Make your own stereograms:

By Blogger dan, at 4:57 PM  

How do they know it's Jesus and not Zaccheus or Osama bin Laden?-QueenieBops

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:09 PM  

The stereogram is driving me crazy. I can get them - or have in the past - but it takes me forever sitting there crossing my eyes. They drive me crazy.

By Blogger elizabeth, at 5:44 PM  

Jesus was a spaced-out deadhead?!?

And I thought Charlie Bucket looked bad...shit.

By Blogger Elle Marie, at 6:26 PM  

I heart Dan, too!

You'd think someone would have come up with a Jesus waffle iron or sandwich maker by now. Wait, is that a sacrilege?

By Anonymous Sissy, at 6:39 PM  

there IS a jesus skillet and that is exactly how that pancake was made!
I need own this product!

By Blogger george86, at 11:20 PM  

That looks so good that it looks totally faked. Just draw your own using a soldering iron for dot point accuracy...

By Anonymous josh, at 7:16 AM  

It looks like a Simpsons' Jesus!

By Blogger Just Fran, at 8:08 AM  

i see it! i see it!

so, how much is this jesus cake going for on eBay?

By Blogger Honey Bunny, at 11:00 AM  

It's a fake? That figures. I finally see jesus and it turns out he's totally bogus.

By Blogger dan, at 11:42 AM  

looks more like da vinci

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:05 PM  

Your stereogram almost blinded me...but it was worth it. Well, not really. But going around with my eyes crossed for the rest of the day is its own reward.

By Blogger Christine, at 2:17 PM  

I only once was able to see one of those stereograms, and it was by cheap tirck. If you put it under a piece of glass, then stare at your reflection in the glass, eventually you just start to see the 3-D image. But that's a little harder to do when the picture is on a computer screen...

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:20 PM

I totally had that happen to me, except I made quesadillas and saw Jesus.

For real.

I ate them, though, instead of selling them on Ebay or alerting the media. Food in Norway is expensive, and Jesus or not, it was dinner time.

By Blogger Karla, at 7:20 AM  

I think it looks way more like Vlad the Impaler than Jesus. In fact, you never saw those two in the same room together either... hmmm.....

By Blogger tcarole, at 9:46 AM  

dudes, come one - itīs just some bearded guy with at least one lazy eye... and who would be stupid enough to pray to a pancake?! let alone pay 15,000 bucks for it!!!!!!! if ignorance was bliss.... thatīd be one happy pancake-prayer.

By Anonymous Richard, at 5:52 PM  

What's wrong with Jesus' EYES!? He looks like Marty Feldman!!

By Anonymous Heather, at 9:54 AM  

This is not Jesus its the ZIG ZAG MAN!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6:38 PM  

That squinty eye thing proves to me that Thom Yorke (of Radiohead) is in fact the second coming of Christ.

By Blogger Clementine, at 3:07 AM  

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