Thursday, December 22, 2005 :::
I thought this was funny. Hats off to whomever made it.
Is this in poor taste? Maury is such a crybaby bozo. I can't stand that guy.
::: posted by dan at 1:06 PM :: [ link ] :: (12) comments
12 previous comments:
OK, this past Monday I had to take the day off. (My company has a "use it or loose it" policy on vacay days.) Anyway, taking a day off for no particular reason will lead to, for me, an all-day TV fest. I watched about 3 Springer episodes and 2 or 3 Maury's. All of Maury's episodes happen to be about DNA testing.
Ya know, watching these shows when you're not feeling good about yourself will change your outlook really quickly, but I digress.
One woman was testing a NINTH (9th) man in her quest to find her baby's daddy. Yes, I said 9th! They showed each previous time Maury said "you are NOT the father" and she'd throw herself to the floor and cry like a baby. Clearly for show. I was completely floored! She was the first and worst of many.
What's wrong with these people??? First of all, condoms are not expensive. Second of all, are these women not afraid of catching some kind of STDs??? AND, they weren't 14 year olds either. These are grown women in their mid 20's who definitely know better!
Sorry, I'll get off of my soap box now.
By , at 1:43 PM
If it is in poor taste, then I must be really tacky. I just pirated it and sent it as a Christmas E-card to my entire address list. It's freakin' great.
And, yes Maury & his 'guests' are complete bo-bos.
By Michelle, at 2:05 PM
Only for those lacking a sense of humor.
We Christians need to lighten up, a lot.
By , at 2:17 PM
Those horrible women on that show should feel an ounce of comfort in knowing that even in biblical times things was all fucked up.
By Elle Marie, at 2:48 PM
"Horrible women" only?
Yeah, not knowing your baby's daddy is pretty trashy and all, but I doubt these nine men considered sex with this Mom to be a monogamous relationship, and obviously aren't too choosy about partners either.
The men just aren't hauling around new babies as proof.
(BTW, the card isn't in poor taste.)
By , at 5:01 PM
That's pretty good. I feel like my trap door over hell would finally break if I sent it to anyone though. And the story about you mistaking the gym guy's wave for a high five invite?? I am so embarrassed for you! But I could see myself doing the same thing...What's with talking to strangers at the gym anyway? That's taboo...
By Kiddo78, at 5:35 PM
Of course that is in poor taste - that's what makes it funny.
By elizabeth, at 9:10 AM
How come when I search for gold pants I find this? Am I cursed?
(There ya go Dan, some fun crafts for the hoiday.)
By elizabeth, at 9:13 AM
Nope - maybe not cursed. At least I found my dream Christmas dress.
AND - if I ran short of foil - no problem.
By elizabeth, at 9:26 AM
I keep asking myself what Connie Chung was thinking. How can she look herself in the eye every morning knowing she's married to such a schlep. It's like Bono marrying Ashleeeeeeee Simpson.
By , at 1:57 PM
Wha...? Connie Chung is married to Maury P.?! Where the hell have I been?!
By Colleen, at 4:06 PM
I'd say it's no poorer in taste than, say, taking your very pregnant fiancee on a donkey ride at night in December - with nowhere to stay when you reach your destination. Or sleeping in a manger. Or giving a baby FRANKINCENSE as a "welcome to the world" gift. Or lying to your fiance and saying "No, Joseph, I didn't cheat on you. It's GOD'S baby, I swear!" Just one heathen's point of view. :)
By , at 8:33 PM
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