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Friday, April 22, 2005 :::
| My plan to score free Taco Bell for life. |
I came across this sign at the Taco Bell over lunch today:
I wasn't sure what to think. Does this mean that the workers behind the counter will force-feed themselves any bad half-eaten tacos they get complaints about? Like some sort of retro-punishment for a job badly done? Or are they just trying to score some free burritos, as if to say "Hey, if you ain't gonna eat that, we certainly will. There's starving children in China, you know."
Upon further inspection, the sign seems to imply that they will simply pay for your unsatisfactory taco, and by saying "eat it", they simply mean they will eat the cost of the unsavory Chalupa (as if there is such a thing). But the sign is still really vague about it. I think with such vague terms, I could easily walk in, gnaw and lick my way through half a taco, complain to the staff about its quality, and squawk about truth-in-advertising and civil lawsuits until the president of Taco Bell himself is forced to either eat it or supply me with free Taco Bell for life. It's just a fantasy, but I think it would rule.
::: posted by dan at 4:44 PM ::
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6 previous comments:
You are right.
It WOULD rule.
As do you.
As does your blog.
As does the Miller Five.
By , at
5:32 PM
I was a big Taco Bell enthusiast... Until a live bug crawled out of my soft shell taco. No- I was not eating outside... I took it from counter, to booth in the establishment. Gross.
By , at
11:36 PM
Please don't tell me stuff like that. Please.
By dan, at
12:01 AM
Sorry, Dan! I thought good people like you should know these things.
Hope it doesn't stop you from eating there.
By , at
4:20 PM
I knew Taco Bell wasn't all dan was claiming it to be. Bugs and heartburn for only 99 cents. What a deal.
By brent, at
10:45 AM
Moe's has a contest where you can win free burritos for the next 55 years!
www.moes.com
By , at
11:14 PM
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