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Tuesday, March 08, 2005 :::

Easily Amused.

Who's on first, video store style, from McSweeney's. Excerpted:

CASHIER: Hi. Did you find everything you wanted?

CUSTOMER: (Handing over membership card.) Yes, thanks. (Pause.) When is this one due back?

CASHIER: The day after tomorrow.

CUSTOMER: Yeah, when's it due back?

CASHIER: The day after tomorrow.

CUSTOMER: Yes. The Day After Tomorrow.


Repeat ad naseum using different time-related movie titles, but it's worth reading anyway.


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