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Wednesday, March 02, 2005 :::

Danza takes a dive.

I'm not a fan of Tony Danza. He's a Bush-supporter, an egomaniac, a bad talk show host, and one of those guys who always has to work a tap dance into every project he's involved with. Yeah, we know you can tap dance, dude, now give it a rest. So I may be taking too much pleasure in seeing him take a nasty tumble. Be sure to click on the image below to see the big version because it's way better and it describes the circumstances:

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I guess the pavement is the boss. Oh man, I wish there was a video of this somewhere.

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Now we know why Allisa has not invited her former WTB costar to guest appear in Charmed.

I love the shot of him with his arms in the air. His facial expression is great.

By Blogger talwrite, at 10:34 AM  

And to think I spent years hoping he & Angela would get together...

By Blogger hot babe, at 10:47 AM  

That made me laugh so hard!
In addition, I heard that he had to have arm surgery due to this little fall.

stupid Tony Danza...

By Blogger lynne, at 11:27 AM  

a) He is on rollerblades
b) He is skating through "The Gates"
c) He is doing his own camerawork
d) He is a egomaniacal idot

I am not surprised, but very pleased, that he took a header and someone caught it on film.
If his character from "Who's The Boss?" (Anthony Morton 'Tony' Micelli) saw some suit rollerblading through a gaudy, overbearing public art project, while video taping himself, what would he say?

By Blogger pierre, at 2:46 PM  

"Ay-oh... Oh-ay."

By Blogger dan, at 2:57 PM  

The only thing that would have made that better is if he had toppled the gate, starting a domino effect throughout the park.

By Blogger Erik, at 4:01 PM  

Although the shot of him with his arms in the air is priceless, the first shot of him gleefully smiling to his camera is also pretty gut wrenching-ly sickening.

Just for a moment let's imagine he's saying "Ay-Oh Oh-Ay" as he's falling. AAAAYY-Oh Oh-AAAAAYYY!!!

By Blogger MommyT, at 4:42 PM  

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By Blogger Biglug, at 8:06 AM  

He does have the worst talk show ever. I try not to laugh at people when they fall b/c I'm the clumsiest person on earth, but damn that's funny. Really funny. Where's Angela to pick up the pieces now, Tony? A-O!

By Blogger Biglug, at 8:06 AM  


Hate to be the one to point out the obvious - there is video of him falling.

On the camera he is holding...

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:27 AM  

yeah, but I doubt he'll release that version. Looks like it had an awesome POV though.

By Blogger dan, at 11:30 AM  

Tony Danza being who he is - don't you think there's a fair chance he'll air it on his show?

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:33 AM  

He apparently popped his arm pretty good.

I also fear that I took too much pleasure from seeing him take a tumble. I fear that I am further comforted that his status as a luminary is still qualified with "former TAXI star".

By Blogger S&J, at 5:47 PM  

dear tony,
my name is pat dipaolo, i live in portland, maine. you and i have the same birthday. and we are both italian. i watch your show often, while i work. i think its great. maybe you can come and see me on our birthday. i cant' come to you, because i have to take care of my husband. he is a great guy.

talk to me.

By Blogger pat, at 12:01 PM  

Tony Danza is the most boring person on TV. What an egotistic, ugly ass, thinks he csn dance AND sing son of a b*tch. I hope he falls again. Any of you see his race car flip over? Oh man, that made my f**kin week.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:43 AM  

Tony Danxa is the most boring and ugliest person on TV. I really hope his show gets cancelled because I just can't take his "dancing" or his "singing" any more. He THINKS he has talent, when in reality he's only got ugly fat old italian white women that watch his ugly a$$ on the couch with their microwave f**kin meals makin them fatter by the f**kin minute. When pigs fly...that's when I'll ever tune in to the LAME Tony Danza show. Oh, and did anybody see his little race car flip over? That made my f**kin week.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:47 AM  

The people that support this site are a fucking idoits. I know Tony very well. He is a great supporter of his community and does alot for needed people unlike the people on thos site

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:02 PM  

he's many things but not a Bush supporter

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:43 PM  

Wow . . . I haven't run into a bunch of mean-spirited people in a LONG time. If you don't like the guy, don't watch him. Obviously, you watch him plenty just to bash him. I suggest you folks GET A LIFE.

By Anonymous katprint, at 12:08 PM  

No....he's not a Bush supporter!!!? He does not seem like a wacko. He seems like a nice guy. He's really OK...why don't you all go after someone else and leave Tony alone?

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:21 PM  

We can't all be fans of everyone, but what would be nice is if you have a low opinion of him, be articulate when you are blogging it.

"He's ugly" sounds like you are a 6th grader.........

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:54 AM  

I think "He's Ugly" is about as articulate as it gets, actually. There's no uncertain terms being used there. It may be childish, but it's not inarticulate.

By Blogger dan, at 4:29 PM  

Hmmmmmmmmmm if he is a Bush Supporter than why does he condemn him.....he has even said on his show he did not vote for him....nor does he approve of dan the man you struck out on that one dude.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:28 PM  

There really isn't any video of this extraordinary event aside from the video he shot while falling?!?! I don't believe this. I will pay one hundred gazillion yen to the person who posts the footage (no more coveting!) of his pride being wounded.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6:21 PM  

Does anyone know where I can find the video clip of this??? Freaking awesome fall...and video taping himself falling ads insult to injury...please email clip to

Z. V.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:06 PM  

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