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Friday, February 18, 2005 :::

The Sonata has been defaced.

I just don't see the point of washing a car in the winter in Minnesota. It'll be dirty and covered with salt within five minutes back on the road anyway. My friend Jeremy wrote this on my car secretly so that I could drive all over town, oblivious. He thinks he's funny.



I'm not a car person. Or a wife person. But I certainly don't want people thinking I'm messy.


::: posted by dan at 2:22 PM :: [ link ] :: (9) comments Social Bookmark Button

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So what do you mean when you say you are not a "wife person?"

You aren't a wife, or you don't want a wife?

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:38 PM  




So what do you mean when you say you are not a "wife person?"

You aren't a wife, or you don't want a wife?

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:38 PM  




Both.

By Blogger dan, at 2:49 PM  




Shouldn't that say "If only my wife were this dirty"? Or is he talking about some time in the past?

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:46 PM  




That's hilarious.
I guess you should be happy you have friends that are clever enough to write something like that rather than just "wash me".

By Blogger lynne, at 4:11 PM  




Good one! So how long did you drive around, unaware of it?

Dan doesn't need a wife or girlfriend, he has a roomate, 2 sisters and many girl friends to take care of, and we're all very high maintenance. Specially me.

By Blogger Colleen, at 8:32 PM  




I'm thinking there is another reason he is not a "wife person"?

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:24 AM  




Everyone wants to say it, so I'll have the guts to do it: Dan, are you more of a "husband person?"

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:27 AM  




Marriage just ain't my bag.

By Blogger dan, at 1:58 PM  




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