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Wednesday, February 02, 2005 :::

Pretty in Pink

Last night I dreamed that I was Molly Ringwald. I remember being really sad that no one ever called me to participate in the celebrity Tsunami benefit. I don't know how close it comes to reality, but in my dream world it was really sad being Molly Ringwald. Plus I totally had diarrhea.

Anyway, I think this calls for a little photoshopping.

Woah, that turned out WAY more disturbing than I thought it would. I was much prettier in my dream.

::: posted by dan at 3:38 PM :: [ link ] :: (16) comments

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I am peeing in my pants. That is the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life. This is why I lurk on your blog everyday. Dan, you give me a lift on a daily basis! Cheers to you!

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Anonymous, at 4:51 PM

**shudders**

It looks like an "If they mated" pic from the Conan O'Brien show.

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MommyT, at 4:51 PM

I'll be amazed if I can go to sleep tonight without dreaming about this. Very disturbing. Twice in one week we've seen you as a woman!

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stapler, at 6:57 PM

Oh what a different movie this would've been if this version of Molly Ringwald starred.

That whole scene with Ally Sheedy's makeover would be interesting.

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Biglug, at 7:56 PM

Dan- Just a thought - have you tried putting on your lipstick by holding it between your man-boobs?

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Anonymous, at 8:34 PM

AAAAH HA HA HA HA! OMG that was so disturbing it was hilarious! Words cannot discribe the amount of mucus that came out of my 2 week long infected sinus' laughing at your photoshopping skills. Dan as Molly Ringwald...priceless (yet disturbing)

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Colleen, at 9:49 PM

Oh my God

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Stacy, at 10:07 PM

This isn't going to help my insomnia.

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hot babe, at 10:40 PM

...because you will be up all night masturbating. Sorry Furry, I just had to finish your thought there in case everyone else didn't understand what you were implying.

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dan, at 10:43 PM

Er, You really must find some kind of perverse pleasure in freaking people out. Just don't think even the Rebel Judd Nelson would kiss that. Anthony Micheal Hall wouldn't have implied having sex with that. EEEEEEK. God I just ate breakfast for crying out loud.

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Trekgeekscott, at 7:26 AM

My, my; I notice that you cropped the bottom portion of the photo showing the bloody butcher knife.

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"the" Mrs. Astor, at 8:29 AM

Whew- thanks, Dan. I wouldn't want anyone to think my insomnia would have been amplified by my constant fear of the ensuing nightmares from that picture. That would have been a huge misunderstanding.

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hot babe, at 9:49 AM

You had me until the whole "totally had diarrhea" part. Still, you're the best lookin' mongoloid I've seen in a long time.

Wanda Wisdom

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Anonymous, at 10:06 AM

Wow.

Last night I dreamed about the plague. And tonight I know what will fill my nightmares.

But you can work the hairflip, Dan, like no one can.

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Alyssa, at 10:37 AM

Ms. Ringwald actually isn't looking too much better than that herself these days.

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Omega, at 12:34 PM

I seriously thought that was your sister Colleen. I guess I'm not the only one who looks like my sister if I had long hair.

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brent, at 10:20 AM

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