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![]() Wednesday, December 15, 2004 :::
Believe it or not, this is the first time I've ever seen a whale penis: Isn't nature wonderful? I don't get how that thing doesn't flop all around behind them while they are swimming. Anyway, I consider this post to be educational, not salacious. [FP] ::: posted by dan at 3:07 PM :: [ link ] :: (30) comments ![]() ![]() ![]()
30 previous comments: A whale's penis' official name is "Dork". How dorky is that? By , at 4:22 PM I love the word "Yowza". The fact that you can clearly see the head makes me queasy. I wonder if this is the trainer's first same-sex (but inter-species) encounter? By Will, at 4:29 PM I am pretty sure it is a retracto-penis. Or retracto-dork, if you will. By , at 4:41 PM Male sharks have two. It's a "quantity vs. quality" thing. By , at 5:27 PM Dork is Yiddish for penis. By , at 6:40 PM I wonder what the whale was thinking just then? By Colleen, at 6:48 PM I will not click on your links at work. I will not click on your links at work. I will not click on your links at work. I will not click on your links at work. I will not click on .... By Biglug, at 8:19 AM Yet another piece of educational information I could have done without.... By jacks, at 8:30 AM That whale is the Uncle Milty of the aquatic world! By stapler, at 8:45 AM "Free Willy" indeed. By , at 9:25 AM One word: SHRINKAGE!! By Qk95, at 9:33 AM Hellllllo there Mr. Whale. ;-) How YOU doin? By Harris' World, at 2:57 PM That is SO Photoshopped. But I love it that you posted it anyway. By pixelala, at 3:22 PM You may have a hard time believing it, but this pic is legit. No photoshopping. You may be thinking of this classic whale penis forgery. By dan, at 4:31 PM Which brings us to this one (I especially like the last line): http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4096586/ By , at 4:43 PM Oh my lord -- that is really ick. I know it's a whale, but still...seems big for even a whale. By Kiddo78, at 1:30 PM For some reason I can't bring myself to look at it. I think I'm still scarred the time I saw a horse with a hard-on at the state fair. I've never looked at horses the same since. By hot babe, at 10:06 AM i thought a shark couldn't have a penis, being a fish and all... i know its a whale, but im posting about another post... By , at 4:06 PM my friend and I where having a conversation about whale penis and I tried hard to find a picture. thanks for the educational information it was very helpful, I posted it on myspace. thanks, erika By , at 11:52 PM A "dork" is not yiddish for a whales's penis. That is the name of it. Now where can I find a man with substantial dorkiness..... he he he By fotonut, at 12:58 AM Yowza....you guys are weird! By , at 9:05 PM are you jealous? By , at 9:07 PM A whale's penis is not called a "dork" you retard. By , at 1:22 PM What did the female whale say to the male whale??? I'm afraid of the dork! By , at 9:17 AM A whale, like a porpoise, has a genital slit, so that to streamline its path through the water, the sex organ is "pulled up" out of harm's way so to speak, so nothing sticks out. By , at 10:19 AM where can you find out if indeed dork is another meaning for a whales penis? By , at 7:50 PM no no no no!! It's not a dork.... dork! It's called an ewsik! Spelling is probably wrong but the word sounds the same as saying "ewww sick". By , at 4:59 PM ok.. just found the correct spelling... oosik. By , at 5:03 PM You dork, an Oosik is a Walrus' penile bone, not the penis itself, and not a whales. By JJNova, at 2:22 AM uhhhhhh...a little more zoological knowledge, please. Haven;t you ever noticed that most animals do not have penises that are completely visible all of the time? Humans are bizarre in that respect. Sheaths make sense...but of course, there'd be little chance for dumb jock locker room comparisons if it didn't "all" hang out on human males. By , at 2:03 AM < Back to Blog |
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