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Wednesday, December 22, 2004 :::

Bottled Banderas

Every time a celebrity releases a perfume or cologne, I have a hard time accepting that it doesn't smell like their bottled sweat or personal odor. Antonio Banderas' new scent is called Spirit, which is really gross for many different reasons. And who wants to smell like Antonio Banderas? Especially knowing full well what such an odor has been known to attract:

Yikes. Anyway, a bottle of Spirit would be the worst christmas present ever. Just a warning.

::: posted by dan at 10:19 AM :: [ link ] :: (7) comments Social Bookmark Button

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Either you are settting yourself up for a great gag gift or you are using reverse psychology to obtain the wonderful Antonio Bander-ASS aroma perfume.

Ok So I am really sorry about that horrible and disgusting pun. It, however, is not anywhere near as disgusting as what he married.

By Blogger Trekgeekscott, at 3:02 PM  

Pray for mercy from... Puss in Boots.

By Blogger Erin, at 3:11 PM  

Weird. I thought I saw this on your wish list. Huh...I better cancel that order.

By Blogger pierre, at 3:12 PM  

Me, too. I better run to the mall to return your gift, you ungrateful bastard.

By Blogger hot babe, at 3:43 PM  

On the off chance Dan is using reverse psychology, wouldn't it be better to all bottle our own sweat and send it to him?

By Blogger Scooter, at 7:50 AM  

Spirit only costs $19.99 at Wal-mart and you get a snazzy gift box to boot. Don't ask me how I know, I just do...let's just say it's no Santa Fe or Canoe

By Blogger brent, at 2:55 PM  

I recently viewed a film in which Melanie Griffith's over-botoxed lips were so swollen and misshapen, they should have been given on-screen credit as a separate actor. I had to shut the film off halfway through as I could not stop staring at her disgusting lips. Bleah.
And smell like A.B.? No thanks! I have dogs....

By Blogger Christian, at 7:50 AM  

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