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Monday, August 23, 2004 :::

Webalizer rules.

Here are some of the latest search terms that have lead people to my site recently:

what does the olsen twins use for there hair (good grammar)
little penis poking through underwear (little penis? don't think so.)
national geographic penis (not little national geographic penis?)
just boob (just boob, not vagina)
neutering bunny in cincinnati (yuk)
synchronized boob (huh?)
terri dyniewicz (ha ha, Terri googled herself!)
testicles shave pee (how specific, and oddly worded)

Now that I've typed them in here I will get even more web traffic for such search terms, which is good because it's fun to attract the perverts.


::: posted by dan at 11:22 PM :: [ link ] :: (8) comments Social Bookmark Button

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I'm ignorant. How do you know people type those into google and it lists your site? I'm going to try it once...let's try synchronized boob....

By Blogger Colleen, at 9:04 AM  




Well, I'll be... Synchronized boob brought PlanetDan up as #8 on the list. Terri D #1 and the neutering bunny #4. But none of the rest brought up Planetdan in my google search (unless it was listed past the first page). Which you'd think it would...cuz they're all right there. Hmmmm....

By Blogger Colleen, at 9:24 AM  




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By Blogger dan, at 12:32 PM  




It's a lot more simple than that. My web host service, like most web host services, has a stats feature. I actually get a list every month of like a thousand search terms people use to get my site. I just picked the ones from the list that I thought were funny. The #1 search term people used to get to my site last month was "breasts" which is funny because there are no breasts to be found on planetdan, but whatever.

By Blogger dan, at 12:33 PM  




I Googled Terri's name, I get boared, I'm trying to find dirt on everyone I know! So far I've found out that my Uncle Jim went to law school at the U of M and my mom's work phone number.

By Blogger Kristina, at 11:34 PM  




I Googled Terri's name, I get boared, I'm trying to find dirt on everyone I know! So far I've found out that my Uncle Jim went to law school at the U of M and my mom's work phone number.

By Blogger Kristina, at 11:34 PM  




Kris, thats funny,I found your mom's work # too.
I need a job.

By Blogger Stacy, at 8:41 AM  




I've googled pretty much everyone I know, and I have a job.

By Blogger dan, at 1:53 PM  




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