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Sunday, August 22, 2004 :::

Ths stuff nightmares are made of.

Are these for warmth? For dress-up play-time? For sexual fetishism? None of the above. They are for giving me nightmares.

Crochet projects for the sociopathic:


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The "masks" are quite possibly one of the most disturbing fashion statements I've ever seen. Are they inspired by some obscure tribe that practices canniblism? I'm going to have nightmares for sure.

By Blogger hot babe, at 8:10 PM  

Oh, the ridicule these children would have to endure if they wore these garments to school.

On the other hand they may make cute postage stamps for Halloween cards!

By Blogger Trekgeekscott, at 8:51 AM  

That girl mask makes me want to cry. Or hide. Or cower somwhere safe.

By Blogger dan, at 1:34 PM  

I get the same feeling looking at these that I do for those little hide and seek overall kid's you can buy at any craft, so, scary.I seriously don't want to look at them again please take them off...please?Please...plllleeeeaaaassssee!

By Blogger Stacy, at 1:50 PM  

Hmmm...well, frightening...and um....I feel like curling up in a ball... and crying under my desk... only to awaken in the middle of the night and wander aimlessly through my neighborhood ... with my "girl mask" on (minus the indication of hair in the back) and maybe make a sacrifice out of someones pet. {{{Sniff}}}

By Blogger Colleen, at 7:25 PM  

I am SO gonna take a knitting class this fall, it'll be so worth it to crawl into your bed in the middle of the night with that girl mask on. On second thought, maybe I don't want to be in your bed when you poop it up.

By Blogger Kristina, at 11:18 PM  

this is just fucking unbeliveble....
nobody (i hope) will ever wear those "clothes"
if they do they`re crazy...

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:24 PM  

The Mask hurt me. I feel underneath my desk crying for 7 minutes. When I got up I was still in pain.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:17 PM  

Actually, the one with the little thingies on top is pretty cool. The hairy one's kinda freaky, though.

Are the sweaters patterned after Mr. Rogers'?

By Blogger Dave, at 6:43 PM  

Hey that's Slipknot isn't it?

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:18 PM  

The girls mask could definately rival the scary clown on the Stephen King classic.

By Blogger teenshabby, at 8:20 PM  

Those are knit, not crocheted. Still ugly as sin, though.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:16 PM  

Um. Shouldn't these things be made out of leather and have zippers on them?

By Blogger Jared, at 8:51 AM  

heeheehee what a cool idea play pranks on the weak hearted with those things.........send me the pattern those are awesomely freaky!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:46 PM  

heeheehee what a cool idea play pranks on the weak hearted with those things.........those are the shizznit for those people that take pleasure in making people scared, those are awesomely freaky!

p.s. what the hell were you thinking?

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:49 PM  

Many children have probably died this way. What a sad shame - Jesus will be sending them directly to hell.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:53 PM  

god/jesus is make believe.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:36 PM  

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