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Thursday, July 22, 2004 :::

Local Celebrity Gossip Scoop!

This is kind of like paparazzi gossip on the hometown tip, but at least I write with more coherence than the irrepressible (and incomprehensible) C.J., the Star Tribune's "gossip maven". Anywho, Ken Barlow and Tim NcNiff, of Channel 11 News fame, ran the short version of the Lifetime Fitness Triathlon last weekend, and I have it under good authority from a reliable witness that they both used the portable biffy john while barefoot, which is utterly revolting and far from sanitary. In your face, C.J.! So remind me never to lick either anchorman's toes. Unless'n they ask real nice-like.

I also found these pictures of them, mid-run:



Grrrr.


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You are the new "gossip maven." I'm sorry, but there are certian rules when using a biffy- always hover & touch as little as possible, which one would guess means to never go in barefoot. They're gross. And so are you for your "Grrrr."

By Blogger hot babe, at 4:59 PM  




The Grrr was involuntary.

By Blogger dan, at 10:11 PM  




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