Wednesday, October 22, 2003 :::
Prince the Proselytizer
I love imagining opening my front door to find Prince, all spangly and glittery (from the light of god, of course). From Rolling Stone:
Normally, when the doorbell rings, we take a quick look out the peephole and determine whether or not it's safe to answer -- a strategy that wouldn't pay off all that well if someone the size of say, Prince, came a-knockin'. That's exactly what happened to a couple in the Minneapolis suburb of Eden Prairie, who opened up only to find the diminutive dude in mid-pitch for his recently adopted Jehovah's Witness faith. Disregarding the couple's attempted brush-off -- delivered via a nifty one-two punch of "we're Jewish" and "it's Yom Kippur"-- Prince went into one of his patented extended remixes, Watchtower in hand, but, alas, he found no takers. On the bright side, once he manages to rope Wendy and Lisa into the fold, that 144,000 quota will be well within reach . . .
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