Thursday, October 03, 2002 :::
World's funniest joke found
A yearlong poll in London has concluded that out of 2 million votes for 40,000 jokes, the following rib-tickler is the funniest (most funny):
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: 'My friend is dead! What can I do?'
The operator, in a calm, soothing voice, says: 'Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.'
There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: 'OK, now what?'
Not bad, I guess.
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