Wednesday, September 03, 2008 :::
I love stuff like this. If I were to ever begin collecting anything, it would be a collection of all the embarrassingly pathetic attempts by the church to make Jesus seem hip to kids. Power Tip: It can't be done.
What I think confuses me the most is the anachronism of Jesus being dressed in business casual, yet still rocking that historically inaccurate flowy mane-and-beard combo. So he's still instantly recognizable as Jesus, yet he eerily resembles your lame cubemate, Dave.
Also, Jesus would be a total Mac snob. Duh.
::: posted by dan at 11:35 PM :: [ link ] :: (8) comments
8 previous comments:
That's not Jesus, that's just the sys admin!
By vespabelle, at 12:58 PM
I like how there is a ball of light around his head.
By , at 12:07 AM
He looks like he has a girlfriend named Misty. They spend their time collecting wolf figurines and listening to Foghat records. Misty has a kid from an old boyfriend, and they take him to the Ren Faire every summer. He likes Coors beer, smoked cheddar cheese and sardines. He works at Kinko's part-time while supplementing his income by working IT for a small accounting firm that never needs his help. He only agreed to pose for this online Jesus poster because his sister Sandy painted it. She's into Jesus pretty heavy.
By , at 2:10 PM
jesus' face looks swollen
By , at 6:32 PM
i get creepy pedophile vibes from that image. Make it go away!!!
By , at 6:18 AM
"... ball of light around his head." Kylee - that's a HALO!!! And you capitalize the "His." Did you never even once attend VBS? How did you successfully manage to avoid Sunday School for ten frickin' years? How do you not know the word "halo?"
By , at 8:56 AM
could anybody here tell me if Jesus has got a MySpace account?
By mr. inton, at 12:55 AM
Jesus does not speak LEET, thankfully.
By Rachel, at 10:59 PM
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