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Wednesday, September 03, 2008 :::

IDK, my BFF Jesus?

I love stuff like this. If I were to ever begin collecting anything, it would be a collection of all the embarrassingly pathetic attempts by the church to make Jesus seem hip to kids. Power Tip: It can't be done.

What I think confuses me the most is the anachronism of Jesus being dressed in business casual, yet still rocking that historically inaccurate flowy mane-and-beard combo. So he's still instantly recognizable as Jesus, yet he eerily resembles your lame cubemate, Dave.

Also, Jesus would be a total Mac snob. Duh.

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That's not Jesus, that's just the sys admin!

By Blogger vespabelle, at 12:58 PM  

I like how there is a ball of light around his head.


By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:07 AM  

He looks like he has a girlfriend named Misty. They spend their time collecting wolf figurines and listening to Foghat records. Misty has a kid from an old boyfriend, and they take him to the Ren Faire every summer. He likes Coors beer, smoked cheddar cheese and sardines. He works at Kinko's part-time while supplementing his income by working IT for a small accounting firm that never needs his help. He only agreed to pose for this online Jesus poster because his sister Sandy painted it. She's into Jesus pretty heavy.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:10 PM  

jesus' face looks swollen

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6:32 PM  

i get creepy pedophile vibes from that image. Make it go away!!!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6:18 AM  

"... ball of light around his head." Kylee - that's a HALO!!! And you capitalize the "His." Did you never even once attend VBS? How did you successfully manage to avoid Sunday School for ten frickin' years? How do you not know the word "halo?"


By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:56 AM  

could anybody here tell me if Jesus has got a MySpace account?

By Blogger mr. inton, at 12:55 AM  

Jesus does not speak LEET, thankfully.

By Blogger Rachel, at 10:59 PM  

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