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Wednesday, December 13, 2006 :::

Balls

K-Mack and I spent an entire day decorating the house for Christmas. I spent four hours of that day climbing a ladder in my dining room to hang balls using fishing wire and 3M Command hooks, but I think it was worth it because the effect is quite breathtaking:

And here's our tree so you can pretend to celebrate xmas with us:

And here's me, doing an elf dance for you:

And for a temporary time, you can watch me do the whole dance. [Thanks, Cherry Nut]

::: posted by dan at 8:31 AM :: [ link ] :: (16) comments

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I would definitely say your ladder labor paid off quite handsomely! We can all only hope Santa is paying you just as well for the elf entertainment!

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ntrudr, at 5:14 PM

it's quite purdy...

And my mother is going to love the dance.

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Anonymous, at 5:21 PM

Super-cool!

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PrincessMax, at 5:51 PM

That Dan Elf sure does know how to shake his groove thing.

Great job decorating. Can you come and decorate my house for me?

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Maggie, at 6:57 PM

There's something about the elf dance that's vaguley reminiscent of Saddam humping Satan in the South Park movie...

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Anonymous, at 10:54 PM

Vaguley??? Damn, Blogger, why won't you allow us to correct typos before showing the world our keystroke incompetence?

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Anonymous, at 10:57 PM

Umm..the elf thing is creeping me out, Dan.

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Anonymous, at 1:41 AM

Oh my God, is this the end of Planetdan?? Know wonder you were sick for a week. How can Superman go on without Lois Lane?? Who will replace our K-Mack, with her seductive smile as she bits the side of her lip, or pose in a hot pink cameo as she did in Vegas?? What will we do?? Who will replace her?? Tell her she can’t go through with it, wait a minute, didn’t Pam Anderson just get divorced last week; maybe she can replace K-Mack!

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Long Time Reader, at 6:43 AM

You should leave those up all year! They look great!

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Tracy A., at 7:26 AM

What in the heck are you gonna do when K-Mack gets married and leaves you?

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hbomb, at 9:55 AM

ok - i'll say it.

i like how your balls hang, dan.
or
nice balls, dan.
or
your balls are so shiny, dan.
or
i'm in awe of your balls, dan.

i could go on and on...

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Anonymous, at 11:39 AM

I’m getting married, not buried!! Gross, did I just write that??

I don’t plan to become completely un-kept with a sensible short hair-do for a while. Besides, you can’t have a bachelorette party without a wedding; I plan to take my camera hogging lip biting unbuttoned shirtness up to a new level that night!!

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Kristina, at 11:45 AM

Your dining room is FANTASTIC!

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Spider, at 12:07 PM

unkept and short hair ? this is what you think marriage brings ?

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Anonymous, at 3:38 PM

the elf dance is great but where'd you get the gif for the blog?

Thanks for pointing that out. I had to do one of my own http://www.elfyourself.com/?userid=ce32888486e709dbc1e9a6aG06121814

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Shumpy, at 5:31 PM

Did you know that The Drink in Uptown and Punch Pizza at St. Anthony Main have both hijacked your living room decoration idea?

Your balls are shiny and look good, Dan.

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Anonymous, at 8:37 PM

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