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Wednesday, November 30, 2005 :::

Subversively Conquering the Internet

Sometimes when a client doesn't want to pay a model or stock photo company for the rights to use a photo, I get to throw myself into the mix cuz I kindly grant the use of my image for free. Like in this banner ad:

So keep an eye out for dan. I'll be like the Alfred Hitchcock of the web.

::: posted by dan at 11:55 AM :: [ link ] :: (13) comments

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Don't sell yourself out Dan! U r a stud! Your modeling fees should at least include some perks. Here are some celeb contract perks u might want to demand for use of your super handsome face:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/backstage/backstage.html

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Anonymous, at 12:17 PM

Is this for real? Very cool.

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elizabeth, at 1:08 PM

Oh my god, are you ripping of your favorite TV show "Home Improvement?" Geez, will your infatuation with Tim Allen never stop? Enough already.

PS Your hands look too small for your head. I'm not saying your head is big, I'm just saying your hands are small. Teeny, tiny, girlie, hands.

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brent, at 2:41 PM

Those aren't my hands, duh. Just my head.

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dan, at 3:40 PM

You know there is a "scale" tool in Photoshop right? I'd fix that cause it makes you look weird.

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brent, at 4:12 PM

Keep an eye out for Uncle Ray too. He's all over the Internet and in print ads. Of course he has tiny hands also.

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billthecatlives, at 3:36 AM

I can't read it, half of the ad is faded out. It says something about checking out your equipment, is this another herbal viagra banner? That might explain the small hands.

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stsundown, at 9:34 AM

Looks like it says Tractor Equipment to me...

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Kristen, at 10:39 AM

Hey Dan,

You are amazing. I stumbled upon your site somehow a few days ago from Google and I was looking through all of your pics. Weird kid, I must say...lol.

Thanks for making me laugh for like 3 days in a row.

Happy Holidays!

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DULUTH HS, at 12:02 PM

brent wrote: Geez, will your infatuation with Tim Allen never stop?

Speaking of Dan's infatuations with celebs named Tim, what ever happened to Dan's first, um, "love," Tim Sherno?

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Anonymous, at 3:11 PM

Are you asking us to take a look at your equipment?

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Smartypants, at 8:01 PM

It's kinda Kilroy-esque, don't you think?

If anyone actually says, "Who's Kilroy?" I will slink away, ashamed and embarassed and feeling insanely old.

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Dennis!, at 4:39 PM

hey, don't worry dennis, when I was google searching for images of hands over a fence I actually typed Kilroy in the search field.

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dan, at 5:01 PM

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