planetdan

Tuesday, May 03, 2005 :::

GG + AI

I couldn't be happier with the direction that Gilmore Girls took this week. The whole class wars struggle is brilliant on all levels (pretty much affecting everyone in the cast), and Lorelie's final realization of feeling totally unnecessary within her family was heartbreaking. That was honestly one of the best episodes evar.

Plus I'm full on drunk.

As for American Idol, Bo Bice is officially off my list after singing one of the most insipid songs ever recorded - How Far is Heaven by Los Lonely Boys. After I choked on my own vomit and ripped out my own ear drums to avoid the horror, I voted for Vonzell and Carrie Underwood, just for spite. Last week I snapped this picture at Target of someone who not only doesn't hate that Los Lonely Boys song, but actually bought a T-SHIRT at the CONCERT. Now, I know I am guilty of buying many-a-bad concert T-shirts, but Los Lonely Boys? Honestly? And long sleeved? Those are like $10 more!!!!

Plus I'm full on drunk.

::: posted by dan at 11:10 PM :: [ link ] :: (12) comments

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It's Tuesday night. Do you have a job? And you're full on drunk? Just checkin' 'cause you may want to check yo self.

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Anonymous, at 12:01 AM

Er, I'll be fine. It was our inaugural kick-ball practice tonight. It's not like it was a normal event for me.

Just every Tuesday thru July.

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dan, at 12:10 AM

I think you're doing awesome for being full on drunk... I have trouble making that much sense when I'm sober.

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Joe, at 12:38 AM

Dan's "full on drunk" is just a tingly feeling he gets after one beer. He's crazy...getting drunk, watchin' TV targeted to pre-teen girls (American Idol, not GG) and typing on the innernet. You blog nerds need to get out more.

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brent, at 9:35 AM

What’s the matter Brentropolis? You sure are testy today, still haven’t finished moving your comic book collection into your condo? Have another Pina Colada and unwind with your July 1956 edition of Harper’s Bazaar that you just bought on Ebay! That should take the edge off!

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Kristina, at 10:04 AM

Dan had a hard night on the battle field, aka, kickball diamond. After surrendering to insurmountable odds he moved to another beast, drinking 3.2 beer at the Sportspage and devouring fire balls of chicken. A braver man I have not known. See ya next week Miller!! Rob

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Anonymous, at 12:30 PM

Good one K-mack. Hilarious. And I was going to let you abuse my J.Crew discount for your Hawaii trip but not after that outburst. Have fun in Hawaii wearing those "mom jeans" and Target tops you call an ensemble...bitch.

B*

PS Don't even try the whole Koh'ls thing. I am proud of those polo shirts. Polos should cost $10 and not a penny more.

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brent, at 3:47 PM

Do you think Laurali is going to leave? What about Luke? He's going to ask her to marry him I just know it. Oh man...I'm a dork aren't I? I can't help it, I love GG.

I live near the WB lot where they film GG and recently saw Lane driving her powder blue Beetle.

Two months ago I was at Target looking at picture frames and who should be standing beside me but Alexis Bledel. She's really tall and even prettier in real life. I was too chickent to talk to her. I suck.

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Anonymous, at 10:35 AM

My Tivo decided to tape MLS Wrap instead of the Gilmore Girls so I missed it. Damn. At least I know how DC United is doing.

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Biglug, at 2:00 PM

I feel so sorry for that poor guy...I would die if someone seceretly took a picture of me in my los lobos tee at target...ummm just kidding.I do think I am the only person in America who likes that song...Not in a "hey that song is great." way but in a "I am dancing at a wedding reception."way.Just for the record I liked Bo on Tuesday...and I am not full on drunk.I can't belive you decided that of the singers you would decide Bo was the one who needed a blog post dedicated to him for his performance.Cause Anthony's "poison ivy" gave me a sick stomahe ache and "on broadway"has to be THE worst song ever..

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Stacy, at 7:47 AM

Funny. As soon as I heard Bo singing that I knew there would be an excellent rant.
ps-yay for full on drunk. Especially on a Tuesday.

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lynne, at 3:48 PM

not sure what you have against Los Lonely Boys? Maybe you don't like bluesy rock, they are in the same vein as Stevie Ray Vaughn and Santana. If you don't like LLB, yet you were watching American Idol AND really liked Bo Bice, maybe you have a bigger problem that needs to be addressed.

Good luck...

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Anonymous, at 2:13 PM

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