planetdan

Wednesday, March 23, 2005 :::

Such a pretty outfit.

I can't tell where her boobs end and her beer-gut begins. Yuck.

I have a pair of pants that make me look like I'm wearing a diaper that I thought were really unflattering. Could be worse, I guess. But I bet if you took that pattern and were more careful with how you placed the warping, you could actually make certain smaller bulges look way bigger. Hmmmmm.

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OMG, I actually used to have a pair of pants in this same warped pattern in the 80's. Such a disturbing thought.

I totally forgot. Now I'll have nightmares about them. Damn you to hell, Dan! :P

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kat, at 1:13 AM

Imagine going up to this girl after a few too many.

Eye tracking not making much sense of anything, anyway. You look her up and down, your head spins, the floor spins .. your stomach spins.

Oh, the regret...

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Wayne Smallman, at 6:27 AM

It looks like her tits are sitting on her waist. Wierd.

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BigDubb, at 11:26 PM

Bigger is not better if they are pointing south.

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katie, at 8:50 AM

Her shirt makes me dizzy.

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ab, at 11:38 AM

ohhh, she hurts my head.

where exactly are her breasts???

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jenn see, at 12:23 PM

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