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Friday, September 17, 2004 :::

Fall Kickball

The Greasy Cooters lost Game 2 tonight. 21-0. That's TWENTY ONE TO ZERO. Whoopsie. It may have something to do with the fact that I am the most unathletic person on the planet. Kickball ain't as easy as you may remember it. And it really ain't all that fun after about four innings of an embarassing massacre. But there was beer afterwards. Actually, there was beer before, during, and afterwards. And Karaoke.

I swear, I'm 29. There's no shame in playing kickball at 29. There may be a little shame in playing kickball this badly at 29, but if I played it well that would really be out of character.

I always feel like I don't belong in these types of pictures:

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You may be right. You just don't seem to have the same thirst in your eyes that T does.

By Blogger hot babe, at 6:40 AM  

No one, and I mean no one has ever or will ever accuse you of being athletic.

As for your placement in this photo. It looks like my formerly nerdish brother is trying to fit in to a crowd that he doesn't fit in. Square Peg. Round hole.

By Blogger Trekgeekscott, at 8:13 AM  

Hey! I was looking for oomments like, "Oh no, Dan, you are quite butch and verile, you just don't know it!" Or at least "No way, man, you're like a chameleon, you fit in anywhere." Oh well.

By Blogger dan, at 9:46 AM  

gotta say dan, i dont know which one is you. so you can't be that out of place.
ps. the middle guy is HOT!

By Blogger lauren, at 10:20 AM  

See? Lauren knows how to comment.

By Blogger dan, at 10:52 AM  


By Blogger Stacy, at 11:38 AM  

Wow, Dan you are getting groupies
I do have to admit these pictures show a manly man sort of side to you that is awfully attractive...

all you need now is a few posts about the timberwolves

By Blogger Stacy, at 11:53 AM  

A post-5th grade kickball team -- with reference to Cooter from "The Dukes"?! Where do I sign up??

By Blogger Kiddo78, at 1:04 PM  

There's that word formerly again. Huh. I think you're sexy Dan ;) Grrr. There is really nothing unmanly about you. You drink beer, you mow the lawn and you know how to put me in my place.

By Blogger Kristina, at 1:08 PM  

got beer?

By Blogger S&J, at 1:11 PM  

Greasy Cooters huh?? Nice team name......its COOTERIFIC!

By Blogger QueenEileen, at 2:35 PM  

Yes, I didn't come up with the name, but I did design the logo.

By Blogger dan, at 2:50 PM  

Daniel, for someone that was so disgusted with himself for agreeing to design such a logo, you sure are ready & willing to flaunt it around when a "fan" praises the name of the team.

By Blogger hot babe, at 3:07 PM  

Hey, I did an awesome job on that logo, vulgar or not.

By Blogger dan, at 3:59 PM  

I agree, nice logo and a GREAT name.
Keep it insane.
Don't get mamed
or defamed

By Blogger Malden, at 4:00 PM  

yup, most of the guys on that pic look HOTTACULAR. Too bad I'm not allowed to be gay so I'll just say they're the equivalent of the heterosexual form, they're handsome. *especially the one in the middle* ;)

By Blogger Jesse, at 5:38 PM  

Oh no, Dan, you are quite butch and verile, you just don't know it! You're like a chameleon, you fit in anywhere!

Tip: Try holding the mug like the guy on your right. Only girls and stupid men drinking from the pitcher hold it by the handle. I really hope you didn't have anymore beer out of that pitcher, gross.

By Blogger Formerly Original Anonymous/hot babes best friend, at 6:11 PM  

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By Blogger hot babe, at 7:27 AM  

Yeah, you blend.

By Blogger hot babe, at 8:02 PM  

and that is all I gotta say about that!!!

By Blogger TasselledAce, at 3:03 PM  

Wow - looks like a gay bar at closing time.

By Anonymous Pat, at 1:50 PM  

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