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Monday, May 17, 2004 :::

Elsewhere is funnier.

I just thought this was kinda funny. Quoted from LasagnaFarm.com:

Comments Overheard at Work Regarding the Birth of Apple Martin to G. Pawltrow and C. Martin

Number of Times Someone at Work Has Pointed Out that Apple Martin Will Get Picked On In School: 14

Number of Times Someone at Work Has Pointed Out that Apple Martin Is One Letter Away From Apple Martini: 24

Number of Times Someone at Work Has Pointed Out that an Apple Martini Would Hit the Spot: 21


Oh, and Stereogum has a funny excerpt from Jon Stewart's speech at William & Mary last week:

"I wanted to bring this up to you earlier about the real world, and this is I guess as good a time as any. I donít really know to put this, so Iíll be blunt. We broke it.

Please donít be mad. I know we were supposed to bequeath to the next generation a world better than the one we were handed. So, sorry.

But hereís the good news. You fix this thing, youíre the next greatest generation, people. And even if you donít, youíre not gonna have much trouble surpassing my generation. If you end up getting your picture taken next to a naked guy pile of enemy prisoners and donít give the thumbs up youíve outdid us."




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Have I mentioned that I love John Stewart?? John if you're reading this...you're in my top five of famous people I'd do it with. FYI.

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