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Tuesday, April 13, 2004 :::

Fonda Kerry?

I was driving the other day and the truck in front of me had a bumper sticker that read:

"Vietnam Vets are Not Fonda Kerry."

It took me a while to understand the syntax because I didn't immediately realize that Fonda was supposed to be a pun for "fond of," and that it was somehow trying to connect that both Jane Fonda and Senator Kerry protested against the Vietnam war. I think that connection has always been a little too thin to warrant a bumper sticker, but I chuckled a little at first nonetheless. But then I got offended that this jackass was speaking on behalf of all Vietnam vets, a few of whom, I'm sure, are perfectly fonda Fonda. Not that I'm really pro-Kerry at this moment, but seeing as how Bush is obviously not an option and that Nadar has only gotten loopier over the past four years, it looks like I better start getting fonda Kerry. I'm probably preaching to the choir here because I doubt anyone who would read my site would even consider voting for Bush. But if you are considering it, then you seriously need to do a little soul searching post haste. Or read a newspaper or something, fer chrissakes.


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