Tuesday, March 23, 2004 :::
I work out at a club and I always bring a bottle of Aquafina. After I workout, I take a shower (having recently overcome my fear of public nudity), and I leave my half-drunken bottle of Aquafina on the bench in front of my locker. On at least four occasions, I have come back from the shower (half-naked in a towel and dripping wet in slow motion, in case you were trying to picture it) to find that my Aquafina is missing. At first I suspected over-achieving janitors. But honestly, I've never even seen at janitor at my club, and the condition of the locker room floor might disprove their existence altogether.
Then, the other day I came out of the shower to see the guy at the locker next to mine actually drinking my water. He then packed up his bag and took it with him. I don't think he was being larcenous at all; I think he just innocently thought it was his water. I habitually use the same locker every day, and we seem to be on the same workout schedule, so he's most likely done this unwittingly many times. He's lucky I have no communicable diseases, but really I'd just like to know if he's ever been mid-swig and thought to himself "Wait a minute, I don't remember bringing a bottle of Aquafina to the club today..."
I'm also tempted to spike it with something.
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