Thursday, January 15, 2004 :::
According to M-LAW, a group that lobbies against lawsuit abuse:
On a bottle of drain cleaner:
"If you do not understand, or cannot read, all directions, cautions and warnings, do not use this product."
On a snow sled:
"Beware: sled may develop high speed under certain snow conditions."
On a 12-inch-high storage rack for compact disks:
"Do not use as a ladder."
On a five-inch fishing lure which sports three steel hooks:
"Harmful if swallowed."
On a smoke detector:
"Do not use the Silence Feature in emergency situations. It will not extinguish a fire."
Past winners are here.
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