Wednesday, November 13, 2002 :::
More Onion Funny
This week's Onion had some funny 'What Do You Think' quotes concerning the recent elections. Below are my two favorites:
In last Tuesday's midterm elections, Republicans retook the U.S. Senate, giving them control of both houses of Congress. What do you think?
"You know, they say people get the government they deserve, but I don't recall knife-raping any retarded nuns."
Jared Andruss, Shipping Clerk
"The American people have spoken. And they have said, 'Duhhh, I likes chockomut ice cream."
Rodney Garn, Systems Analyst
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