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Sunday, March 20, 2005 :::

How not to wear a top hat.

Here are some helpful warnings and instructions I've come across on the web over the last few months, cuz I care about your well-being:

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The Fuji-Ya chopsticks instructions are sweet...a great springboard from the typical chopstick instructions (found at any generic chinese restaurant). Those are hilarious as well...the instructions concluded with "Now you can pick up anything!"

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pierre, at 8:59 AM

Although the instructions may say "Now you can pick up anything!" - they obviously discourage picking up men.

Too bad for me. Now I'm back to scoping out rest stop bathrooms and Craig's List.

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Anonymous, at 10:02 AM

Oh, sure there's advice on what not to do with a top hat, but what about the matching cane? Now I'll have to guess.

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ptw, at 10:36 AM

The baby sign is a riot. The company that makes them has several different selections. My favorite is "How To Calm A Baby" or something to that effect.

http://www.wrybaby.com/

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elcynic, at 12:21 PM

They have Super Fun High Quality Chopsticks now?!
And I've just been using the Somewhat Fun Lower Quality Chopsticks...

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lynne, at 8:31 AM

Ohh, I've been putting the chopsticks in my nose. That's not how you use them?

I laughed so hard, I had a coughing fit, and now I need more cough medicine with codine. It's a wonderful world.
:)

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Elle, at 6:24 PM

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