Updated 03.13.2005 ::: read past junk pages

INTERESTING STUFF

STUFF TO JUDGE ME BY:

Read Some Recent Reviews :::
planetdan music
planetdan movies
planetdan books

An Awesome MP3 for You :::
I Summon You - by Spoon (right click to download)

What I'm Most Excited For :::
• For my mono to be gone-o
• Turning 30 and Birthday Presents
My new record player
Target sells cashmere now.
Har Mar Superstar in Concert [April]
The Decemberists in Concert [April]
Iron and Wine in Concert [April]
The Shins in Concert [April]
Sin City starring Rory Gilmore!
Palindromes by Todd Solondz
The Brothers Grimm by Terry Gilliam
Charlie and the Cholocate Factory by Tim Burton
Shortbus by John Cameron Mitchell
Running With Scissors the Movie
A Scanner Darkly the Movie
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nighttime the Movie
A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius the Movie
The Corrections the Movie
Strangers With Candy : the Movie
Southland Tales the Movie
Friday the 13th, Tarantino Style
Extras by Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant
Cadbury Cream Eggs
• Getting my house painted or restuccoed
Gilmore Girls Season 3 on DVD
I Heart Huckabees Special Edition DVD
The Life Aquatic on DVD, Criterion Edition
• Fiona Apple's upcoming release which was finally leaked
• The new Nine Inch Nails CD [May]
• The new Spoon CD [May]
J-Wack's wedding in Hawaii in October

New Predictions :::
• Randy Jackson will judge that American Idol's performance as being "a little pitchy."
• In her best pain-killer induced slur, Paula Abdul will echo that sentiment.
• Michael Jackson will make a headline or two.
• There definitely won't be a Miss Congeniality 3

Outcome of Old Predictions :::
• Next week's rose ceremony will be the most shocking, ever.
- I told you so.
• The five dollar credit that the phone company promised me won't be applied to my bill for the third month in a row.
- I told you so. It took five months.
• Someone will gasp in shock when they find out that I hate the movie It's A Wonderful Life
- I didn't hear it, but I'm sure one of you did.
National Treasure will not top any Best of the Year lists.
- I told you so.

THE PLANETDAN TIME CAPSULE :::

In honor of my upcoming 30th birthday,
I present 15 years ago in the life of dan:

Favorite Band: Dangerous Toys (it was my hair-band phase)
Favorite Movie: Heathers (it was my depressed teen phase)
Favorite Restaurant: Rocky Rococo (before it gave me food poisoning)
Favorite Pasttime: Nintendo
Outfit: JCPenny's Knit Cardigan over Turtleneck (not exactly out of fashion but I wasn't making it work, either)
Hairstyle: Sidespike + Mullet (mullets were in, but the sidespike was what made me special)
Acne: Yes
Friends: 2

THINGS I'LL ADVERTISE FOR FREE BECAUSE I LIKE THEM SO MUCH :::

Hedwig and the Angry Inch on DVD
and the accompanying soundtrack on CD:
It may be counter-culture to everything you think is normal, but it's awesome nonetheless.


HP Iron-On Tranfers for Color Fabrics:
Make great gifts!


I Heart Huckabees Special Edition DVD:
One of the most entertaining movies of last year.


Arby's Jalepeno Bites:
I know they look gross, but they really really aren't.

FEATURES:

My Halloween
Tragedy

Greasy Cooter Kickball

Planetdan Visitor H'ween Costumes '04

Pure Hunk

The Official
Miller 5
Website

Naturally Stoned on Jesus

How Mr. T
Got Me
Fired

Wax Madness

Celebrity
Sightings

The Name Game