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Tuesday, October 31, 2006 :::

Happy Halloween

I wonder what kind of commotion you would cause in your neighborhood if you just gave away old canned goods for Halloween. I wouldn't mind unloading some creamed corn or a couple of K-Mack's Ramen noodle packs. Or those nasty low-cal ice cream bars that have been in the freezer for six months. Or, like, a slice of bread.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN, what are you going to be? If you're having problems thinking of something scary, you could always go as my newly developing double chin:

Dan Mask Download

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Wow - Is it just me or did anyone else read this completely wrong?
(I saw the word "or" as "on"!!)

"I wouldn't mind unloading some creamed corn or a couple of K-Mack's Ramen noodle packs."

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6:52 PM  

Dood, that's so gross.

By Blogger dan, at 9:28 PM  

ugh... my mom is so going to have a dan mask on the fridge now...

damn you dan.

and happy halloween!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:20 PM  

OMFG! I LOVE the Dan mask, although without the eyes it's really creepy looking. Can you make another with your eyes intact please?

Love that Halloween "spamkin" too! Where on earth do you find these things?

By Anonymous August, at 2:26 AM  

i offer you and your double chin a big welcome to Getting Older.

just wait for the extra body hair to show up. that's when the party really hits the fan.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:09 AM  

I so wish I'd seen the Dan mask last night... would've saved me from having to do my makeup although I probably still would've worn the slouch socks.

By Blogger J-Money, at 1:04 PM  

Actually, I've heard of groups who go trick or treating for canned goods to donate to local food shelters and whatnot. If you really want to get rid of some canned goods, you can always donate them to people who really need food instead of fat, well-off kids who need nothing less than a bag full of candy. Hey, maybe next year you can organize a whole trick or treating food drive in your community!

I went as Princess Fiona and my husband as Shrek. The costumes were homemade and kicked ass. We went out to Franklin Street in Chapel Hill, NC, where 50,000 people gather to walk around gawking at costumes and drink. Everyone wanted their picture taken with us, and it's really weird to think that I'm going to be in other people's photo albums.

By Anonymous Zoe, at 2:12 PM is on!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:27 PM  

I went as Darrell, which is actually Billy Bob Thornton from the movie U-Turn. I realize that's a little obscure.... okay, it's a helluva lot obscure, but one guy at the party got it right away. Sad, but vindicated.

Here are photos from our annual party.

By Anonymous Ryan, at 2:51 AM  

Your pictures are always amazing, ryan. I wish T-bone had photo studio in his garage. I think I prefer the Johnny Depp from Once Upon a Time in Mexico costume.

By Blogger dan, at 10:33 AM  

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By Blogger CampBlood, at 12:05 PM  

I so love the mask, Dan!!!

Be sure & check out my disastrous, self pity filled Halloween blog here:

By Blogger CampBlood, at 12:07 PM  

Hi! Your link appears on Channel 7 from Argentina and I was here to take a look on a Clinton's video (it`s also in these Channel on TV)
Sorry for my english =(

By Blogger Turca, at 10:43 AM  

Very funny things here!

By Blogger Ben Heine, at 4:09 AM  

I think that's the scariest thing I've seen this Halloween.

By Blogger *~mad munky~*, at 3:29 PM  

I gotta say, Ryan you are fantastic. Always love to see your halloween pics.

Will you come to MN and teach me how to work my camera?

By Blogger Colleen, at 8:51 PM  

I dont have anything about that thing but about the falling George bush and his brick wall bubbles... CAN I PLEASE HAVE THE .SWF FILE SO I CAN HAVE IT ON MY WEBSITE!!! PREATY PLEASE!!!

By Anonymous email:, at 3:11 AM  

Dan, today is mine and my twin sister's 28th birthday. Any way you could grace us with a new post? It'd make my day!

By Anonymous Darcy's Twin, at 11:17 AM  

Most disappointed that I haven't seen a post from you about the mid-terms.... All politiced out are you?

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:48 PM  

The Halloween photos originated last year, at our 2nd Annual Ghetto Melrose Halloween Party. I was at least a six pack into the evening when I decided to break out the black seamless background paper. Needless to say, I had more trouble standing up straight shooting photos than finding costumed revelers to shoot photos of. Thank god for autofocus.

The Johnny Depp character from Once Upon A Time in Mexico was only missing one crucial thing: guns. He should have borrowed The Shadow's firearms from last year's party.

By Anonymous Ryan, at 7:20 PM  

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