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Monday, May 22, 2006 :::


Today is K-Mack's birthday, so I threatened to post an embarrassing picture of her. This ought to do it:

This, of course, was taken at least seven years ago, before the ubiquity of digital cameras sapped all the fun out of Polaroid pictures. I miss the usefulness of my Polaroid camera. I remember lugging that thing all over my first trip to Hawaii and paying ten dollars for ten pictures, most of which never turned out or faded away within two years. Sigh. Good times. This picture never faded, though!


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K-Mack lookin' good! You need to return the favor to dan sometime.

By Blogger stapler, at 2:46 PM  

GAAAH! My eyes! No offense to K-Mack, but seeing people on the toilet is like nails on a chalkboard to me.

By Anonymous with sprinkles, at 3:37 PM  

Happy birthday! < Insert toilet joke here >

By Anonymous Ricardo Pants, at 3:39 PM  

Happy Birfday K Mack! Hope you have a great potty!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:44 PM  

HAPPY 24th BIRFDAY!!!!! wink wink

I have a friend who took polaroids at his prom, last year. And they're still 10 dollars for 10 pictures...

By Blogger the other sarah, at 4:36 PM  

Hi Dan.

Just checking in to see if anyone has posted news of your death by
K-Mack yet.

Is no news good news?

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:20 PM  

Happy Birthday K-Mack! Sorry, I totally laughed at that pic. Hope you had a great birthday!

By Blogger Colleen, at 6:22 PM  

Wow! I certainly hope you make it through the week without being murdered! And she's HOLDING THE T.P.!!!


By Anonymous Insatiable, at 6:47 PM  

Obviously pooping. I wonder why she keeps her jeans up so high while pooping?

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:28 PM  

Ummmm Dan??? That is just EVIL... hmmm must be why I like you! K-Mack... KICK HIS ASS!!!! Then be sure to post the humiliating photos of Dan in various positions of disgrace! >:)

By Anonymous Princess Melany, at 1:22 AM  

Could be worse, she could be holding a tampon

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:16 AM  

Ok, Dan the question everyone is dying to know, Does K-mac shait stink ?

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:36 AM  

someone took a picture of me on the potty at my wedding...white dress 'n all....

By Anonymous Claudia, at 6:50 AM  

Anonymous said...
Obviously pooping. I wonder why she keeps her jeans up so high while pooping?

In my experience, only boys and subsequently men drop their pants to their ankles when they poop. I think because girls always have to drop their pants and sit, we've developed methods that do not require our clothing touching the various bathrooms floors of our lives.

I like your blog, Dan.

By Blogger PrincessMax, at 6:56 AM  


This is one of the best.
Make it into a t-shirt with the words "everyone poops".


By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:20 AM  

Thanks for the birthday wishes!!! Iím not pooping, I donít even do that. Gawwsh. Danís not dead, yet.

By Blogger Kristina, at 8:55 AM  

You must really love dan a lot for him to still be breathing right this moment. Someone took a picture of me like that but it was in the fourth grade, so if it were ever posted on the 'net, I wouldn't be near as embarrassed as I would be if an adult version were floating around somewhere.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:46 AM  

I would so drug Dan and take very bad pics of him.....

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:20 AM  

Iím gonna be running into some road blocks with any big revenge scheme, Iím not very technology savvy. First roadblock, I doubt that Proex will develop any lurid pictures from my 35mm film camera. Two, with out the help of Dan the only place I will be able to post photos are on my bedroom bulletin board and despite what you may think my bedroom doesnít get quite as much traffic as the Web. Third, Dan is on high alert and it will be pretty hard to capture him in flagrante delicto.

If I murder him then I doubt the police are going to let me keep the TV and all the cable, so reallyÖwhereís that gonna get me?? Dan certainly has the upper hand. I suppose I could lick all of the knives and spoons in the kitchen or put his toothbrush in the toilet or something diabolical and tell him after the fact. I suppose I could do something like that.

By Blogger Kristina, at 12:30 PM  

Happy Birthday Kris... at least you have really firm looking thighs...I would die if there was an image of me pooping on the internet but mostly because of the dimple factor...

By Blogger Stacy, at 2:44 PM  

I must admit I was also impressed by the good form you show while upon the loo. Showing everything and revealing nothing. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

By Anonymous nia, at 5:05 PM  

I agree with PrincessMax: the placement of K-Mack's pants is typical of us ladies.

I feel blessed that my husband will never do something like this to me, since he believes that no girls poop. Simply suggesting such a thing freaks him out.

Happy birthday K-Mack!

By Anonymous Zoe, at 5:50 PM  

That is a lovely photo. Really.

By Blogger Butchieboy, at 7:28 PM  

"I agree with PrincessMax: the placement of K-Mack's pants is typical of us ladies."

Man, i guess you really DO learn something new everyday...

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:02 PM  

Nice toilet.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:43 PM  

excellent work!!!
i am sure the good people of polaroid had something like this in mind when they first floated the idea of an instant camera.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:09 PM  

"placement of K-Mack's pants is typical of us ladies."

men drop their pants to their ankles because thay wipe their ass sitting down.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:19 AM  

OMG, that is so mean! Kmack, if you need some technology lessons to get back at Dan, I will help.

By Blogger tcarole, at 9:55 PM  

Hello K-Marc, happiness for her birthday. With certainty you should be very loved with his friend, for him he can feel a lot the will to do that with you. This moment is sublime, of a lot of intimacy, thank you for participating with me. Kisses

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:16 AM  

Happy belated birhday Kristina :) It's not that complex, ladies. Men drop their pants all the way to the floor because we need to get our knees wider... so we don't squash our tackle when we have to point it down at the bowl...Check out "The Thinker" statue. Doesn't have his legs crossed, does he?

By Blogger Googamoogoo, at 11:59 PM  

Kmack is awsome, I really hope you are giving it to her man.......

She looks like she is the type of girl that really likes it hard and rough

Nice one!!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:05 PM  

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