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Tuesday, December 13, 2005 :::

A Fresh Start

After all the posts about panty-sniffing and vestigial tails and sexed-up trekkies, I'm feeling like I need to cleanse the blog palate again, so here is Jedi Jesus, which I figure will do double duty because it will also pacify the creationists I offended earlier in the week:

Too much? Okay, maybe you prefer a baby hippo?

Still no? How about this. It doesn't get any more innocuous than this:

I suppose I could just post pictures of whale penises. Again.

Jeesh, I don't know what you guys want.

::: posted by dan at 11:51 PM :: [ link ] :: (9) comments

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Dan, will you marry me? No one makes me spit coke on my monitor like you do.

I've already informed my husband that if I ever leave him, it'll be for you.

Or Matthew McConaghey.

You're porno smexy. <3

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Daphne, at 2:09 AM

That baby hippo is creepy. It looks like something out of Star Wars.

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stapler, at 4:16 AM

what do we want you ask...we want you to keep entertaining us like you have been. We love planetdan..not only do you make me laugh, you make my 17yr. daughter laugh. We actually have special planetdan moments together, its our mom/daughter thing..YOU do this for us!! Are you getting warm fuzzy feelings yet???? j

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Anonymous, at 10:58 AM

Baby hippopotamuses are very cute, but maybe you could show us a wheel barrow full of puppies?

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Kristina, at 12:16 PM

Someone needs to photoshop that baby hippo and the whale penis.

I'm just saying.

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Elle Marie, at 2:41 PM

daphne, sorry I asked first. Dan, why aren't you married? you will be the best husband.

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Anonymous, at 8:32 PM

cripes, dan.

ever since the first time you posted a whale dick, my sweetie has been sending that picture to everyone she knows, repeatedly. every once in a while, in case they forgot about it.

it's embarrassing, and all your fault.

now you've gone and posted another one.

keep up the good work.

--nerkles

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Anonymous, at 1:06 AM

Dan ---

Thank you for the more whale penises!

http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/whale.jpg

Here's a link to the original whale penis --- what a crowd pleaser!

--Nerkles's sweetie

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Simone, at 1:15 AM

I was going to tell you how much I love you and that I just spit Coke on my monitor... but it looks like that's already been done.

..so high-five for jedi jesus vs. creationists everywhere!!! ..but it looks like you're bad with the high-fives anyway

Thanks for making me laugh while I should be working!!

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Alisha hhater@gmail.com, at 1:42 PM

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