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Monday, December 19, 2005 :::

Butt Face

Someone got to my site by doing a google search for "can you get sick from using the same bar of soap for both your butt and your face?" I have no idea why. I can't actually remember ever posting about soapy butts, but google is a mystery. Anyway, I thought it was funny at first, but then I got curious. What if you can get sick from using the same bar of soap for both your butt and your face? If someone else is concerned about it, then should I be? K-Mack and I often share a bar of soap, should I be worried about her butt getting on my face? So I duplicated the search on google, but got no concrete answer. All I got was an ad for this two-sided bar of soap that is conveniently labeled so that you don't even have to worry about it:

Makes great stocking stuffers. I really don't appreciate the brown color of the "butt" side, though.

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It's a bar of soap though. It's supposed to clean and kill germs. I don't like finding hair on my soap but I figure that's the best place to find it--at least you know it's clean. Much better than finding it in your salad or pie or something.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:36 AM  

any one else find it interesting that the butt side is brown?

By Blogger TracyD, at 7:48 AM  

Someone once found their way to my blog by searching for "oddest childbirths ever." That kinda creeped me out, both because I don't know how that would have landed one on my blog, and because I don't know what kind of sick childbirth fetishist is now perusing my site.

By Blogger Joel, at 7:55 AM  

How do you know what people are Googling/searching to find their way to your website?

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:59 AM  

Bars of soap? Do people still use that stuff? It is almost 2006, right? I thought everyone used body washes and liquid hand soaps?

By Blogger brent, at 8:09 AM  

I don't use soap - as Brent mentioned it is 2005... But I do like the Butt-Face towel - so you don't accidently wipe one part after one shower, and then the other after your next shower. Helpful.

By Blogger Laura, at 10:54 AM  

gross. for the sake of your readers, please get your own soap dish for the shower.

hell, i'll even send you a supply of your fave so you won't have to share.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:32 AM  

I don't even share soap with my husband.


By Blogger Biglug, at 11:53 AM  

Just so ya know; I use a wash cloth to suds up the soap, so the soap never actually touches my body. But I must say that I am a little offended that everyone was so grossed out. AND, Dan and I both have face soap for our faces, we each have our own. So no butt germs should ever be making it to any ones faces at our house.

By Blogger Kristina, at 12:09 PM  

Just admit K-mack. You two have been in denial of your filthy, grody, disgusting habits. Now we all find out you have each others butt juice all over ya. Ew. Ew. Ew. I guess I have to rethink your gift this year.

By Blogger brent, at 1:29 PM  

I use a face soap & a body soap. But, I use a washcloth only for my butt. I keep a towel for my face & hair and one for my body. Never do any get used on the other parts.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:03 PM  

Oh my geek! Who knew that one little picture of brown butt soap would launch an entire log of who washes what with what and the finer points of OCD in the washroom.

Fucking yikes!

By Blogger Elle Marie, at 4:03 PM  

Brent also considers Kleenex to be "an extravagance" laura, so don't get too excited.

By Blogger dan, at 9:51 PM  

Kleenex is an extravagence! Use a square of toilet paper or a napkin or a hanky. What a waste of money. PLUS the boxes are hideous. They don't go with anything. Until Thomas O'Brien or Jonathan Adler make a Kleenex cozy I won't have it in my house.

By Blogger brent, at 10:22 PM  

A hanky? Why use a disposable piece of tissue that costs just a fraction of a penny when you can carry your snot around with you all day? How’s gross?

By Blogger Kristina, at 9:55 AM  

I mean...who's gross?

By Blogger Kristina, at 9:56 AM  

I love that there's a whole range of stupid bathroom related products... many of which can be found at

By Blogger Gwenhwyfar, at 1:36 PM  

i'm kinda embarrassed that i chuckled for an inappropriately long time span at this post.

but really, someone answer anonymous 7:59 ..."How do you know what people are Googling/searching to find their way to your website?"

because i always feel mildly frightened and big brothered when it comes to things like that. ...not that i have anything to hide...

By Anonymous momo, at 9:38 PM  

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