Search planetdan:


Friday, October 08, 2004 :::

It's a full service McDonald's.

This was the scene at the Mall of America McDonald's today. It's kinda blurry, because I took it with my camera phone.

"Would you like a de-fib with that?"

::: posted by dan at 1:53 PM :: [ link ] :: (12) comments Social Bookmark Button

Comments are Closed On this Post

12 previous comments:

I don't know if you've noticed this, but I was in Minneapolis for a business trip and noticed that at the airport there were TONS of defibrillator stations, each one seemed to be not more than 30 feet from the other! Wonder why that is...

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:43 PM  

That guy had one too many double quarter pounders with cheese...

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:57 PM  

There must be an abundance of artery-clogged fatties in Minneapolis. Home town pride!

By Blogger dan, at 3:13 PM  

Defibs just came down dramatically in price and were recently approved for consumer use. Reduction in price breeds availability!

By Blogger lynn, at 3:15 PM  

So your having a heart attack. Where is the best place to go? That's right. The airport.

By Blogger Trekgeekscott, at 4:18 PM  

Or the McDonalds.

By Blogger dan, at 4:57 PM  

The stretcher legs look a lot like fries...yum

By Blogger Stacy, at 7:13 PM  

Do they have to bring the stretcher with them everywhere they go?? What if they have to use the toiley? Do they leave it outside the baffroom? If so, is it fair game, then, to take the stretcher and run down the hall while your friend rides and sings "I believe that children are our future..."?

By Blogger Kiddo78, at 1:01 AM  

Okay - apparently I was drunk an hour ago. I have no idea what that post was supposed to mean or how I got the mental image of myself pushing my friend on a stretcher or how Dionne Warwick's HORRID song became a part of that....Carry on.

By Blogger Kiddo78, at 2:22 AM  

Hey, that's Dionne Warwick's niece Whitney's horrid song. Sadly, I know all the words by heart. :)

I'm a stranger around here, but I enjoy reading Dan and Stacy's blogs...

By Blogger Christine, at 9:42 AM  

There are no strangers on planet dan.

By Blogger dan, at 4:38 PM  

This has nothing to do with the Mickey D's pic, but I would love to see the senior pictures again. We are a photography studio that specializes in this field and had a swell time lookin at them. We hope none of our images show up there.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:27 PM  

< Back to Blog

planetdan home
planetdan blog
dan's pics

Thank god X wasn't even an option.
Rock on, Dan.
My Music Schedule
Home Town Pride (with Barf)
Hey, guess what?
Till death, or surgical removal, do we part.
Ugh. Five more years.
Halloween is stressful.
Six seconds means instant death, but...

jason mulgrew
beware of the blog
nyc babylon
sista c
b stacy b
trek geek scott
second toughest
and far away
chez lynne
the big lug
little voice

the superficial
boing boing
golden fiddle
girls are pretty
more cow bell
world of wonder



some ads