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Monday, September 20, 2004 :::

Forever Young

Rod Stewart, eat your heart out. Over lunch today, I took the Real Age quiz to see if my lifestyle has improved since I took it last, about four years ago. Turns out I'm only 25:



The site suggested that to get my Real Age even lower, I should eat fish, drive slower, floss more, and make sure my parents never get divorced. So it seems that with a little work, I could get myself back to my prime age of 21. I've never given a crap about my age, but that beats having to say that I'm "turning 29 for the second time," as Furry is prone to doing.


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I tried using the link, but it doesn't work. Just as well; like I want to see how my lifestyle really makes me 47 instead of 26.

By Blogger Kiddo78, at 1:26 PM  




I'm afraid to take that test. It might tell me I'm a 74 year old woman named Esther. Shout out to JZB!!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:42 PM  




Age is a state of mind. Some days I feel like I am 6, Others 96.

By Blogger Trekgeekscott, at 1:50 PM  




I never really feel my age, but I do feel my body ache from time to time.

By Blogger Malden, at 2:18 PM  




I have a lot to do! My age was a healthy 17 until I did the exercise part. Then it jumped up to 21.5--only a year younger than my actual age. But boy, they have a big to-do list for me.

By Blogger Eliot, at 3:23 PM  




Grrrrrr at you only being 29.5 and 25.4 in "real age"

Lets make that a double GRRRRRRRRRR

By Blogger TasselledAce, at 3:37 PM  




http://www.pioneernet.net/thebeandipman/picts/jedisteve.JPG After seeing your senior pictures page, I did my own search in google and came upon this glorious photo. Hope you enjoy it.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:55 PM  




I think I aged a few years just by taking this test. I am now experiencing both stress and depression because of the results....apparently my body thinks I'm 35 and I'm only 26. GREAT. Will be renewing my gym membership.

By Blogger Kiddo78, at 4:03 PM  




Nothing terribly meaninful happens until you're 30 anyway...so you either have 7 months or 4 years and 8 months depending on your perspective.

First time poster, long time reader (channeling horrible conservative radio host jargon)...great site!

By Blogger Will, at 7:44 PM  




I took it and it only dropped be 1.5 years. I guess that bachelors degree balanced out my chloresterol nicely.

Great website man! I added you to my blogroll. Will email you the address!

By Blogger pierre, at 9:35 PM  




i am so very entertained by your senior picture page that i was forced to come to your site.. well done my friend, well done.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:33 PM  




I have been scared to take the test.But I am only 30.6 instead of 29.3 which I am very happy with.
Admittedly I stretched the truth a little,(I don't eat soy every day,and there was not a more detailed answer to Do you enjoy sex...My answer is not as black and white as yes,I do if laziness is not a factor.Anyhow,I am 30.6 and am happy with that considering what I thought I was.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:05 PM  




Calendar Age 25.7
Difference +7.5
My Real Age 33.2

How depressing :(

By Blogger ames, at 1:19 AM  




Oh no, I'm 32.1. Perhaps I should take a walk now and again.

By Blogger Kristina, at 12:58 PM  




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