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Adventures in Optometry!
Posted by dan in Dan in Real Life, Totally Random but Decidedly Awesome on March 30, 2011
Following is a list of words and phrases that I had not expected to hear from my optometrist today:
- Assault Rifles
- Robots in Space
- Dog Shit
- Pedophiles
- Semen
- Singularity
- The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
- Dismemberment
- Bipolar
- Dandelions
- Chinese Space Tourism
- Chick Flicks
- “An Army of Hubbles”
- Private Jetliner
- You May Need Glasses
And yet, all of those were uttered some time during the course of my 15 minutes appointment. Made reading those little letters a lot more interesting, though.
That is all.
