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I went out to dinner last night, and my friends brought their grandchild along to join us. He is actually cute as a button and very well-behaved. He’s just entering the first grade and he even ate scallops and escargot without blinking an eye. When I was that age, I was crawling under the table like a common brat and nothing but pizza was ever allowed to penetrate my lips. So I was duely impressed.
But eventually, like any child would, he started to get antsy from having to sit in one place for so long, so to preoccupy him a bit his grandparents gave him a pen and a paper and told him to make a nice card for danny.
This is what I got:
Looks like I made a good impression on the lad. Not bad for a first-grader. Oh, he also told me a joke:
Q. How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
A: Poker Face.