A few years ago I made the mistake of photoshopping something silly onto a card for some one’s birthday. Ever since then, every single member of my extended family expects an embellished birthday card every single year. Frankly, I’m running out of things onto which I can photoshop my own face.
So my granmma’s birthday is on Tuesday, and today I saw a card with a picture of The David with a cake over his privates on it, and I thought “Awesome, I can easily photoshop my own face onto that thing,” which of course I did:
The only problem is that when you open the card, it says something like, “It’s Your Birthday, Have Your Cake and Eat It, Too.” I didn’t think about it at the time, but judging by the position of the cake over David’s thingamabob, I’m suddenly realizing that must be some sort of sexual reference.
Did I just basically tell my gramma to eat my thing? Please tell me I didn’t, as it’s already in the mail.
At least I didn’t make reference to how I need a bigger cake than The David does. Because I do.