Happy Sexy Birthday, Gramma.

A few years ago I made the mistake of photoshopping something silly onto a card for some one’s birthday. Ever since then, every single member of my extended family expects an embellished birthday card every single year. Frankly, I’m running out of things onto which I can photoshop my own face.

So my granmma’s birthday is on Tuesday, and today I saw a card with a picture of The David with a cake over his privates on it, and I thought “Awesome, I can easily photoshop my own face onto that thing,” which of course I did:

The only problem is that when you open the card, it says something like, “It’s Your Birthday, Have Your Cake and Eat It, Too.” I didn’t think about it at the time, but judging by the position of the cake over David’s thingamabob, I’m suddenly realizing that must be some sort of sexual reference.

Did I just basically tell my gramma to eat my thing? Please tell me I didn’t, as it’s already in the mail.

At least I didn’t make reference to how I need a bigger cake than The David does. Because I do.


  1. #1 by Cole on March 28, 2010 - 7:58 pm

    LOL! You totally just told gramma to eat you!!!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

    Fact is, SHE WILL GET IT!!!! Even at 95!

    You are running out of material, aren’t you? Sorry for laughing at ya but this one was too funny HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAAAAHA!

  2. #2 by TT on March 29, 2010 - 1:27 pm

    “No, you didn’t.” (but I think you did, just a little — or a lot, as the case may be.)

  3. #3 by jeff on March 31, 2010 - 10:02 am

    you definitely did.

    or at least you encouraged her to eat the thing that covers your thing so shat the least, she’d see ya nekkid.

  4. #4 by John on March 31, 2010 - 6:37 pm

    hahahahaha thanks for the laugh…

  5. #5 by Rebecca on April 5, 2010 - 7:25 am

    two thumbs down to the pill pusher.

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  7. #7 by amanda on April 5, 2010 - 8:10 pm

    I concur with the earlier comments. You TOTALLY just told your grandma to eat your thang. Dude…

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