Animated Friday (Babies R Us Edition)!

C-Minus is totally super pregnant these days, so there’s a lot of talk about having babies and changing bodies and amniotic sacs. It’s grody to the max. She’ll be mid-sentence and she’ll suddenly stop talking and sit up straight. Her eyes will go wide and she’ll ominously say something like, “it’s moving,”  sending a shiver down my spine. I get slightly nauseated at the disgusting thought of the bone, flesh, and hair soup she’s got floating around in her abdomen. Apparently some people think it’s a beautiful miracle to willingly host a parasite inside of you like that, but I’m thoroughly revolted every time I think about it.

Still, the end result is generally pretty cute, so here are some related animated GIFs to give C-Minus something to look forward to, and to keep her mind off of the mutating, thrashing alien growing inside her. 

Babies are cute.

Babies are cute.

Babies are cute.

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  1. #1 by Scott on March 21, 2010 - 11:25 pm

    Nope; didn’t see “cute”. Does explain the clean wipe packs that new mothers tote around.

  2. #2 by C- on March 22, 2010 - 11:58 am

    I can’t wait until my baby barfs on my face.

  3. #3 by Susan on March 22, 2010 - 10:41 pm

    is that Tonya Harding in the barfing baby video clip? yikes!!

  4. #4 by debbye on March 25, 2010 - 12:02 am

    I thought the same thing when my sister was preggo. But it doesn’t stop after pregnancy! You should’ve seen my sister’s nipples after she breastfeeding my nephew for a few months…chewed up pencil erasers…*shudder*

  5. #5 by Courtney on March 25, 2010 - 10:42 am

    I enjoy your blog so much. I think there is something special that marks a person as a writer; the ability to nail an idea so that the reader “gets it” and they feel -on a visceral level- exactly what you intended them to feel.

    “bone, flesh, and hair soup” works exceedingly well.

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  7. #7 by Lisa Krempasky on March 19, 2011 - 7:56 am

    I guess I see it the same way.

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