It Snowed Last Night

It’s all blizzardy up in here.

Being snowed in for the weekend was supposed to be fun, but I had too much to do, and somehow I lost my keys without ever leaving the house, which is like one of those locked-room mysteries, and everything has been a major frustration. Especially the driving, when actually being able to stop your car becomes a luxury.

A coworker told me to get some blizzacks for my car, to help with the traction. I thought he was talking like Snoop Dogg in the hizzity hizzouse or whatever, and I was all “What are blacks?” And he was all “No, I said blizzacks,” and I was all “Like blizzity blizzacks?” and then there was a weird back and forth exchange where neither of us could comprehend what the other one was talking about. Finally I deduced that Blizzacks are actually a brand of tire or something.

Anyway, I need a snowday to recover from this snowday.

It Snowed


  1. #1 by Patootey Pants on December 14, 2010 - 12:45 pm

    Dan, you’re loooking quite slim these days. Enjoy the snow!

  2. #2 by Molly on December 14, 2010 - 8:11 pm

    I was thinking the same thing! Very slim and trim! Richard Simmons??

  3. #3 by dan on December 14, 2010 - 8:24 pm

    I think it’s just because I was lifting up my leg which required me to tuck in my tummy a bit, so it’s a tad misleading, but thanks!

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