Swimming with Sharks

I’ve been gone. From both the blogosphere and Minnesota. I sold my house and have been trying to buy a new one and the process is astoundingly awful and drawn out, in the middle of which I went to Hawaii and swam with the sharks:

When the lady said, “Anyone who wants to swim with the White Tips, follow me this way,” I didn’t realize that White Tips were sharks. Sure, they are smaller, docile creatures who seemed more interested in burying their heads in the ocean floor than eating the fleshy part of my thigh, but being an Icthyophobe, I got the hell out of there as soon as I realized what I was looking at. Eff that.

I’m surprised I even got in the ocean in the first place, considering I had sworn off snorkeling when I saw them drag a dead snorkeler out of the surf and onto the beach on a previous Hawaiian adventure. “That guy’s hardcore!” we all remarked as we saw him strutting out into the ocean on his own with nothing but a snorkel mask and some flippers. A few minutes later, he wasn’t so hardcore anymore. Unexpected deaths can cast a pall over your entire vacation if you’re not careful, so you gotta keep them to a minimum.

Anyway, I’ll blog all about my trip, my shark adventure, my old-house-selling and my new-home-buying woes, as well as everything else as soon as I can get myself and my soiled swimsuit sorted out.

In the meantime, here are some more grody fishies.

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  1. #1 by pd on October 27, 2010 - 9:50 am

    Glad you’re back! Sounds like you’ve got a lot to blog about when you get time.

  2. #2 by Kristin on October 27, 2010 - 10:55 am

    Yay, you’re back! We thought you were dead. Phew! Sounds like you’ve hardly had time to work on your sexy Halloween costume?

  3. #3 by RLB on October 28, 2010 - 9:01 am

    So happy you’re back to posting. It’s such a buyer’s market I’m surprised you’re finding the househunt awful, but at least you should feel good about being able to sell yours.

    Here’s hoping you get settled into a new house in time to put together another Kick xmASS compilation.

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