I went out to dinner last night, and my friends brought their grandchild along to join us. He is actually cute as a button and very well-behaved. He’s just entering the first grade and he even ate scallops and escargot without blinking an eye. When I was that age, I was crawling under the table like a common brat and nothing but pizza was ever allowed to penetrate my lips.  So I was duely impressed.

But eventually, like any child would, he started to get antsy from having to sit in one place for so long, so to preoccupy him a bit his grandparents gave him a pen and a paper and told him to make a nice card for danny.

This is what I got:

Looks like I made a good impression on the lad. Not bad for a first-grader. Oh, he also told me a joke:

Q. How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
A: Poker Face.

  1. #1 by Regis Francis Xavier Philbin on July 23, 2010 - 6:00 am

    I seem to have found a photo of you on reddit.

  2. #2 by jef on July 23, 2010 - 7:35 am


  3. #3 by dan on July 23, 2010 - 7:38 am

    Holy sh!t that does look like me! But alas, it is not.

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