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KAX 2014

HERE I AM AGAIN TO SAVE YOUR XMAS SEASON WITH THE GIFT OF SONG.

Tracklist:

1. DECK THE HALLS Priscilla Ahn
2. WINTERVENTION The Classic Brown
3. SILVER BELLS Tal & Acacia
4. THE CHRISTMAS BLUES Dean Martin
5. THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME Rufus Wainwright
6. WINTER NIGHT Tessa Rose Jackson
7. THE FIRST NOEL Allie Moss
8. O, HOLY NIGHT The Eastern Sea
9. DEEPER THAN YOU KNOW Marc Scibilia & L. Nash
10. WINTER WONDERLAND Earth, Wind & Fire
11. SLEIGH RIDE The New Christy Minstrels
12. THE MAN WITH THE BAG Black Prairie
13. NO ROOM IN THE INN The Blind Boys of Alabama
14. SUGAR COOKIE Sugar & The Hi Lows
15. TRY TO LOVE Ben Kweller
16. OLD TOY TRAINS Jessica Lea Mayfield
17. PATAPAN Mindy Gledhill
18. GOD REST YE MERRY GENTLEMEN Clanmistic
19. DEAR SANTA Persil
20. JESU JOY OF MAN’S DESIRING Future of Forestry
21. CHRISTMAS FOR COWBOYS Jars of Clay
22. ATTABOY, CLARENCE! Endor Endor
23. SNOWFALL Ingrid Michaelson
24. BIG BULBS Sharon Jones & the Dap Kings
25. TIN FOILED Andrew Bird
26. AULD LANG SYNE Lord Huron

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A Kickass Xmas 2013

Yay! It’s Xmas season! Who wants to jam with dan?

Tracklist:

1. Every Day’s a Holiday – Piney Gir
2. All I Want For Christmas (Is My Two Front Teeth) – Big Bad Voodoo Daddy
3. Merried With Children – Ages
4. Amazing Grace – Fulka
5. Carry Me Home – Hey Rosetta!
6. Kris Kringle – Kate Rusby
7. Vive Le Vent – MIKA & Michel Legrand
8. Angels We Have Heard on High – The Brian Setzer Orchestra
9. We Need a Little Christmas – AgesandAges
10. Rock Carol Of The Bells – Terravita
11. Winter Wonderland – Jason Mraz
12. The Christmas Song – Stalker Studio
13. A Minor Key Christmas Medley – Chilly Gonzales
14. Goodbye England (Covered In Snow) – Laura Marling
15. More Than I Wished For – Schuyler Fisk
16. Jingle Bells – Sugar & The Hi Lows
17. Ring a Bell – The InfiniTeens
18. Naughty Naughty Children – Grace Potter
19, Wishes – The Bird And The Bee
20. Baby, Es Regnet Doch – Rita Paul & Peter Cornehlsen
21. Sing Along With Santa – The New Christy Minstrels
22. Silent Night – Venus Hum
23. No Mas Tinsel Tears – The Not Fur Longs
24. Bells – DesandNate
25. Auld Lang Syne – Andrew Bird
26. Merry Something to You – Devo

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For Your Entertainment/Stress Relief

I made these for myself, because I needed to let off a little steam, but feel free to toss around some douchebags for awhile if you want:


Falling Rick Santorum


Falling Mitt Romney in his Temple Garments

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A Kickass Xmas 2010

This is the day that I unveil my new 2010 Kickass Xmas Mix, bust out my Xmas decorations, and start drinking early. The mix this year is an eclectic one. And yeah, it’s got The Cast of Glee and The Wiggles on it. Big whoop. Wannafightabouddit?

It also ends with what might be the best version of Auld Lang Syne I’ve ever heard in my whole life. I made a Snowdan for the cover, and he’s catching snowflakes on his tongue, which I know is a tad creepy in a cannabilistic General-Cinemas-animated-Pepsi-cup-drinking-herself-before-a-movie kind of way, if that makes any sense, but doesn’t he look like he’s having fun? You would be too if you were listening to this amazing mix, which you could be if you just emailed me and asked me real nicely about how one might be able to do so:

1  I Wish It Was Christmas Today : Julian Casablancas
2  Deck the Rooftop : Glee Cast
3  It Snowed : Meaghan Smith
4  Caroling, Caroling : Nat King Cole
5  Joseph, Who Understood : The New Pornographers
6  Joy To The World : Sufjan Stevens
7  Get Down for the Holidays : Jenny O
8  Christmas Is Coming Soon  : Blitzen Trapper
9  Happy Joyous Hanukkah : Indigo Girls
10 Step Into Christmas : The Puppini Sisters
11 Jingle Bells : Wayne Newton
12 Zat You Santa Claus : Ingrid Lucia
13 The Christmas Song Song : Rocky and Balls
14 No Christmas for Me : Zee Avi
15 Round & Round : Frank Sinatra
16 Christmas TV : Slow Club
17 Calling To Say : Serena Ryder
18 Little Drummer Boy : Meaghan Smith
19 A Party For Santa Claus : Lord Nelson
20 Christmas Time Is Here : Family Force 5
21 For You Who Fear My Name : The Welcome Wagon
22 Angel In the Snow (Xmas Mix) : Elliott Smith
23 Our New Year : Tori Amos
24 Ding Dong Merrily On High : The Wiggles
25 Auld Lang Syne : Pink Martini 

MERRY XMAS SEASON!

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Once more, for old time’s sake.

I get a ton of requests to alter the Falling Georgie screensaver to feature a variety of different people. Usually random people’s bosses, parents, local politicians, or other unloved individuals. Apparently people can achieve a certain sense of stress release by throwing around some jackass they might not otherwise have control over.

I have been known to oblige these requests on occasion if it’s a global figure that I actually recognize, with the exception of a few psychotic despots who might hunt me down in retaliation or something. I’m not going to make a screensaver featuring some Mexican drug warlord, or Kim Jung Il, for instance.

But the other day I got my first non-politician request that I ever actually considered: the CEO of BP. So I went ahead and did it, mostly just for the fun of slopping oil all over the BP logo:

Have fun.

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Long Overdue

K-Mack, otherwise known as C-Minus, otherwise known as Krissy-B is super-preggers and officially past her due date. So to ease her and her husband’s nervous anticipation and to reward their impatience, I have generously photoshopped what their offspring will most certainly look like. It didn’t even take much imagination, just a few collaged photos and a little trick I learned from the late great Conan O’Brien’s “If They Made It” segments. Even though we do know for a fact that at some point, presumably around nine months ago, they did indeed make it. So with the magic of the internet, I present to you the not-yet-born baby K-mack/Kroggy.

As another gracious gesture of generosity, I’ve also taken the liberty of updating birfday.net for use as their personalized online birth announcement for when the actual blessed day arrives:

http://www.birfday.net

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Big Smooches 4 U

I gave this to my mother for mama’s day:

She seemed a tad confused at first, not understanding that the image was photoshopped. She asked how I stuck my lips out so far, like I was a real life Daffy Duck cartoon or something. That she could be so easily fooled made me frown a little on the inside, but then I decided it was just a testament to my awesome ‘shopping skills.

If you’d like a printable version suitable for making out with, just let me know and I will email you a copy.

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I’m Back

And I got about a gazillion pictures to share for those who care:

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Happy Sexy Birthday, Gramma.

A few years ago I made the mistake of photoshopping something silly onto a card for some one’s birthday. Ever since then, every single member of my extended family expects an embellished birthday card every single year. Frankly, I’m running out of things onto which I can photoshop my own face.

So my granmma’s birthday is on Tuesday, and today I saw a card with a picture of The David with a cake over his privates on it, and I thought “Awesome, I can easily photoshop my own face onto that thing,” which of course I did:

The only problem is that when you open the card, it says something like, “It’s Your Birthday, Have Your Cake and Eat It, Too.” I didn’t think about it at the time, but judging by the position of the cake over David’s thingamabob, I’m suddenly realizing that must be some sort of sexual reference.

Did I just basically tell my gramma to eat my thing? Please tell me I didn’t, as it’s already in the mail.

At least I didn’t make reference to how I need a bigger cake than The David does. Because I do.

Honk.

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